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it depends on what body part, cuz EVERYTHING has its own clock.

my liver is that of the age of 40 of a normal human who has never drank

my heart is that of the age of 30 year old person, cuz I O.D. off a bad batch of herion.

my brain is that of a 5th grader, cuz skool sucks.

i have bad knees like a 50 year old.

eye vision is aight, maybe lost a lil from the flashing lights at raves.

my dick is shriveled, it looks like teriyaki jrky, so it is around like a 45 year old dick.

the only thing that is youthful bout me is my spirit, it is that of a 12 year old japanese school girl frolicking ina field of flowers like that chick in the beginning of little house on the prairie.

so if you avg all his out im 19.3 yrs old.
LMAO!!!! your killin me!