How many ________ in Vegas?

[yayarea92510408]

started having this text war with one of my homies about how much shit goes down in this one city & funny shit that was said

por ejemplo:

How many fake IDs cut up in Vegas

How many hobos NOT arrested for being drunk in public in Vegas

How many $30 steaks enjoyed only to be thrown up later in Vegas

How many bank statements that do not correlate with what was thought to have happened last night in Vegas

How many $20 bills mistakenly placed in a g string instead of a $1 bill in Vegas

How many sweet areolas, breh in Vegas

u get the idea, POST

thanx to emma for the "how to create a siccness thread that wont get jacked, but still probably will at this point" instructions hahahahahaha

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

huh? i'm hella stoned, breh.

 

[yayarea92510408]

huh? i'm hella stoned, breh.

stay away from those oxys, breh.. those whiteboys got in stuck mode and didnt do shit but smoke that for the rest of the night..

 

[Defy]

how many, oh wait you already posted that, fuck it I'm goin to smoke some hash in Oakland, not in Vegas

 

[IronLungs420]

stop lying! you know those rich ass white kids you supposedly ran into where your parents.

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY GONNA READ THAT

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

stay away from those oxys, breh.. those whiteboys got in stuck mode and didnt do shit but smoke that for the rest of the night..

1. i ain't white, breh.

2. i didn't fuck with no goddamn oxys, breh.

3. i smoked some granddaddy, breh.

 

[0R0]

You gave way too many examples breh, thread fail.

 

[yayarea92510408]

You gave way too many examples breh, thread fail.

edited for the stoned ass night shift.. u guys gettin ur shit from this man? -->

 

[emma]

edited for the stoned ass night shift.. u guys gettin ur shit from this man? -->

still too many, you should give 3-5 max on the first post.

 

[Defy]

cut it down to like 4 and give me your best ones so I can get free props

 

[emma]

also i would recommend editing out the first paragraph and putting it in a separate "cool story, bro" type of thread...

that in conjunction with all the "how many _____ in vegas" examples is excessive.

 

[SouthernComfort]

Sounds like your a lame and the "white boys" know how to have fun...

 

[BASEDVATO]

sounds like you failed in life, and in vegas...

 

[mouth_my_nuts]

started having this text war with one of my homies

 

[DeepEastBeast]

I'm in Las Vegas breh fuck yo thread