Hemroids

[thefacemelterfl]

I just watched this thing bout hemroids. Seems pretty uncomfortable, never had em myself though. Anybody got bad hemroids? What do you use for them?

 

[MeloTrauma]

just admit you got one... I think I might have one that appears every now and then but Im scared to look at my asshole in the mirror... I don't want that image burned into my psyche.

 

[ColdBlooded]

How about not spending hours upon hours sitting on your fat ass and eatting more fiber?

 

[MeloTrauma]

^^^ thats just not an option

 

[thefacemelterfl]

The only time I sorta had a problem was this one time I got some coke and everytime I did some I'd have to shit, so it got all irritated. But then next time I took a shit it didnt burn anymore. hahahahaha

 

[Mi$ta-Murda187]

you're to young to have Hemroids!

That's old and middle age people shit...

Also yeah eat more healthy food... and take your vitamins
and you will be fine. Also drink natural fruit juices , Blueberry is good for health.

 

[thefacemelterfl]

i dont have them. and no i'm not too young, i'm 24. a good buddy of mine is also 24 and he can't even sit down right now without movin around and shit.

 

[RedStorm]

i dont have them. and no i'm not too young, i'm 24. a good buddy of mine is also 24 and he can't even sit down right now without movin around and shit.

ha! the old "i have a friend..." trick, eh?

 

[thefacemelterfl]

Yep. You got it. Actually, I can't sit down and I'm itching my asshole as we speak. haha

 

[Gas One]

i dont know much about hemorrhoids, but from what i do know...i dont think scratching your asshole is a smart option

 

[SRD420]

LOL, you guys are gross... go talk about your stankin' assholes else where...

On a serious note though... I hear women get them while giving birth... dunno if there's any truth to that though since I've never been in labor...

 

[NorthgateSacra]

ha! the old "i have a friend..." trick, eh?

Hahahahahaha

 

[DFresh77]

lol@i have a friend who has hemorrhoid's ha ha

knowing damn well it's his ass that's bleeding and shit..

 

[Gas One]

and then its like how the fuck would you know your homie got hemorrhoid's?

beyond the obvious gay reason, what was yall sittin watchin Rude dog and the tweebs and he was like "god damn my asshole itch, nigga! ahhhh damn!!"

"yo ask about my itchy ass on the siccness homie"

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

never had em myself though.

Anybody got bad hemroids? What do you use for them?

Hey I read an article about green shit coming out of your dick

Never had it happen though

What do you do when it happens? Does anyone have any tips/hints/etc?

but I dont have it

Im sure

 

[thefacemelterfl]

and then its like how the fuck would you know your homie got hemorrhoid's?

beyond the obvious gay reason, what was yall sittin watchin Rude dog and the tweebs and he was like "god damn my asshole itch, nigga! ahhhh damn!!"

"yo ask about my itchy ass on the siccness homie"

other day dude was sitting on my floor and started like kinda doing that butt slide thing dogs do.... so i was like dude what the fuck are you doing on my floor? and he said he had hemroids and they itched. idk.

 

[Gas One]

damn he put hemorrhoids all on your floor and shit.

 

[Defy]

^LOL now that muthafucka got hella hemroids on his carpet

 

[siccness-user]

hahaha, hemorrhoids

i use to have some for a while

what you gotta do is this.....

when you take a shit,

make a 45 degree angle with your back, dont just sit up straight,

and dont push too much, just let that shit come out naturally,


whenever you are standing, make sure your legs are not bending, don't bend your legs. keepem straight as much as possible(same thing when laying down)

and just eat some good fiber, get some cereal that says "good source of fiber"
it has good vitamins and nutrients that keep that asshole from getting dry

hahahahahahahahahaha, hemorrhoids

oh yeah, be easy, dont be so anxious and tense

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

yea ive got em a couple times (cuz im kind of a fatass). They werent bad though... the best thing to do is put some peperation h gel or if u dont have that, hydrocortizone cream or vasaline, and dont sit on hard surfaces