Company time?
My want-to-change-negativity ass could've stolen tons of shit from Walgreens. Some bitch stole make-up all the time... she'd leave for lunch, but before that, she'd go to the make-up section, and when she walked out, the "alarm" would ring and she'd blame it on the roll of stickers she had in her pocket which made it go off. Only thing I stole was a nice, cold Snapple I drank on a hot, dunny day.
Where I work at now, it's easy to steal things customers leave in cars, but my "boss" is a kiss-ass, so she demands that we bring the things we find to her right away. Neighboring car rental companies' employees keep the shit they find.