New Year's resolution? Stop shootin, lootin, pollution/
Stop snoozin and abusin booze'n movin with confusion/
Stop bruisin knuckles from scuffles/ Stop choosin floozies who do me/
Start findin a bitch who can kick it/ watchin goonies or rudy
Start tryin harder/ Life life and die a martyr/
And talk about what I do instead of resolutions about how I'll start it/
Eat better/ Delete pleasure/ Achieve better by delayin/
And if I find a god maybe stop bettin and start prayin/
Till that day I'll sit here high and drunk at night while slightly baked
And I pray to us the best of life in two thousand fucking eight