I seen this white lady do that on the news a few months back.....they went to the beach to marry their dogs (white people do shit like that) so the guy gets the newscaster to come through and film it right.....well the guy snuck in a little ring for his girlfriend in the paper, but the ring was like....a bowl and a bone
this fool straight up asked the girl if he could be her "bone in her bowl" forever
she looked, was silent for a few seconds and started laughing
and was like i dont know about right now........but ummm.....welll...you know......im keepin em around! she like hugged him and looked like oh my god this is awkward and he was looking like fuck this bitch just turned me down on tv......
i know they broke up after that....