God sends miracle WARNING ????

[hoggstatus]

Did anyone see this at the news stands? I just saw it at front cover of one of the magazines at safeway but I didnt read the article. Anyone know what im talkin about.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

Yes, we all heard it. The warning was straight from god himself. His message was, "DO NOT SWIM IN THE POOL AFTER EATING!"

 

[hoggstatus]

not funny, im talkin bout Extinction Level Event type shit. I think im gonna hafta to go get that mag now.

"Lord Gave Son, So whoever you fuckas believed have eternal life, but woe to those of you who lack faith, stay, you gonna be burried alive!

 

[A1Yola415]

Did anyone see this at the news stands? I just saw it at front cover of one of the magazines at safeway but I didnt read the article. Anyone know what im talkin about.

lay off the weekly world news

the god warning made the front page this time, last week it was aliens posing as rap stars

 

[2-0-Sixx]

I think im gonna hafta to go get that mag now.

So did you ever get the mag? What was gods warning?

 

[DubbC415]

yeah, it was that National Enquirer shit...it just beat out the "Woman gives birth to 300 pound calf" article. thats gonna be in next weeks edition.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

wow, people actually believe in that shit??