Gettin personal in the Open Forum
- Thread starter Dana Dane
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I don't drink becuz it fucks wit my stomach
Last year after me and worm's bday I shit my pants at work right b4 we opened. I was working wit sum chick so I didn't wanna fart in the store cuzz that shit's been lingering. so I go outside and out comes a hennesey induced wet shit nugget.
Walked str8 to the restroom blew that shit up wrapped up my chones in paper towels threw em away and finished my day.
Last year after me and worm's bday I shit my pants at work right b4 we opened. I was working wit sum chick so I didn't wanna fart in the store cuzz that shit's been lingering. so I go outside and out comes a hennesey induced wet shit nugget.
Walked str8 to the restroom blew that shit up wrapped up my chones in paper towels threw em away and finished my day.
U KNOW ITS DANA DANA, REPPIN HARD FOR MY CITY
STAY LOOKIN SO FRESH, BUT MY UNDERWEAR IS SHITTY
HIT UP THE STORE FOR SOME WRAPS, YEH I HAD TO GET A PACK
TRIED TO FART, BUT THEN I FELT IT SLIDIN IN BETWEEN THE CRACK
MY DUMBASS FORGOT THE BLUNTS, AND I NEED THEM FOR A FACT
SO I JUST TOLD MYSELF FUCK IT, AND BROUGHT MY SHITTY ASS BACK
THEY SEEN I HAD WEED, AND THEY SAID THEY SMELL THE FUNK
LITTLE DO THEY KNOW, THAT AINT THE TREE THATS SMELLIN LIKE A SKUNK
-DANA DANE
DANA AINT NO MYSPACE RAPPER. SHE SPITS BOUT SOME REAL SHIT SHE BEEN THROUGH
STAY LOOKIN SO FRESH, BUT MY UNDERWEAR IS SHITTY
HIT UP THE STORE FOR SOME WRAPS, YEH I HAD TO GET A PACK
TRIED TO FART, BUT THEN I FELT IT SLIDIN IN BETWEEN THE CRACK
MY DUMBASS FORGOT THE BLUNTS, AND I NEED THEM FOR A FACT
SO I JUST TOLD MYSELF FUCK IT, AND BROUGHT MY SHITTY ASS BACK
THEY SEEN I HAD WEED, AND THEY SAID THEY SMELL THE FUNK
LITTLE DO THEY KNOW, THAT AINT THE TREE THATS SMELLIN LIKE A SKUNK
-DANA DANE
DANA AINT NO MYSPACE RAPPER. SHE SPITS BOUT SOME REAL SHIT SHE BEEN THROUGH
fuck it ill share my hershy moment..
i remember when i was in junior high, i woke up hella hungry cuz i didnt eat so i had a huge breakfast.. omlette, hashbrowns, sausage, biscuts and a bowl of corn flakes with a cup of coffee.. Sooo.. 2nd period rolls around and as soon as the class starts my stomache bubbles up somethin fierce.. so i tell my teacher i gotta go to the bathroom and the bitch told me to wait.. i said "fuck that" and walked up out of their clenchin my ass cheeks all the way down the hallway hoping i make it to the bathroom..
So i finally step foot inside the bathroom and :SLIP: the floor just got done bein mopped and i hit the ground at the same time just lettin it all out.. That was a horrible fuckin day.. i said fuck this and walked all the way home leavin a chocolate trail..
i remember when i was in junior high, i woke up hella hungry cuz i didnt eat so i had a huge breakfast.. omlette, hashbrowns, sausage, biscuts and a bowl of corn flakes with a cup of coffee.. Sooo.. 2nd period rolls around and as soon as the class starts my stomache bubbles up somethin fierce.. so i tell my teacher i gotta go to the bathroom and the bitch told me to wait.. i said "fuck that" and walked up out of their clenchin my ass cheeks all the way down the hallway hoping i make it to the bathroom..
So i finally step foot inside the bathroom and :SLIP: the floor just got done bein mopped and i hit the ground at the same time just lettin it all out.. That was a horrible fuckin day.. i said fuck this and walked all the way home leavin a chocolate trail..
one time when i was about 8 at longs drugs i gaffled a 2 gi joes..i was with my grandma so she was takin hella days like old people do shoppin around in that bitch and theyre bathroom was outta order,had to shit hella bad kept tryna hold and we finally get to the check out line and it happened i let loos on accident right there shit streamin down my leg and everything but i wasnt trippin i still got my gi joes
ME, MY BROTHER, AND HIS LADY WERE TALKIN ABOUT THIS THE OTHER DAY, I HAVENT SHIT MYSELF AS AN ADULT YET THE LAST TIME I DID IT WAS HELLA YEARS AGO, I WAS SLEEPING AND I LET OUT A FART AND IT KINDA WOKE ME UP A LITTLE BUT I WAS STILL HALF ASLEEP AND I FEEL A LITTLE WARMNESS BETWEEN MY CHEEKS AND I JUST THINK *OHH FUCK NO!* SO I GET THE FUCK UP HELLA QUICK AND RUN TO THE BATHROOM, CHECK MY BOXERS AND YUP, I SHARDED MYSELF IN MY SLEEP, AINT THAT A BITCH BUT I WAS FUCKIN GLAD I WAS ON MY SIDE, THATS THE ONLY TIME I COULD REMEMBER THAT SHIT HAPPENING
