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Welcome to America. Grab a cab, a name, and chase that American dream:



Old Name: Ccytzo Loc

If anyone can pronounce it, you will be called:
Gckstÿkkkhanatuk Murphy

LOLOL
 
Nov 25, 2002
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oh shit....lol!!!! ya went to that cab driver one huh?

checc this out....

Get Your Porn Star Name!

So, you've got the stamina, but not the classy moniker?

Old Name: Tony206

I now dub you:
Javier Nut

lmao!!!!
 
Apr 25, 2002
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Juan Million =

Gangsta Name: Old Gat Slinga
Porn Star Name: Slick Muffmuncher
Taxi Driver Name: Jamarámalammadingdong Davis
Pet Name: Happy Nubs (as in "Awww, did my Happy Nubs have a wuf day at work?")
 
May 3, 2002
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porn name:Mister Phukzalot
cab name:phazeplänte Washington
gangsta name:Drunken Crack Smoka

this is bin ladens under taxi drivr:Cæzharr O'Connor
 

P-Nut

Sicc OG
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Gangsta Name : Fat Ugly Ho Slappa
Porno Name : Hugh Fuegobutt
Cabbie Name : Üreenmywai Wilson
Significant Other Name: Bear Butt ( *rollin over in the middle of the night*....... "Hey Bear Butt, gimme some!" )


Sadam Hussein's Cab Name : Füb Cleaver


^^^ lmao, I think I was in that cab one night a few years ago. No wonder he wouldnt talk or take that scarf off his face.
 
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:) LOL This is some funny ish. I used Shylo.

Gangsta Name: Fried Green Tang Chasa
Porn Star Name: Pinky the really famous porn star
Cab driver Name: Gckstykkkhanatuk McGillicuddy
Pet Name: Schmookiddy Baby

Just call me Schmookiddy Baby!