this one is kinda long but Mac Dre funny as hell.
"I was drunk then a mothafucka at this hoe house the other week,
Fucked the blood out the bitch, went in the bathroom took a leak.
She said eww you nasty you pee'd on the toilet seat,
Slapped her so hard, the bitch lost her feet,
I said look lady, I dont pee I piss, put me on pee level again and next time its fist."