Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative
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@jake921660
i think my lease expires end of February so March 1st I'm flying down there and moving in, and you'll be my personal trainer, and your wife can be my personal chef and esthetician. I'll require a minimum of 3,500 calories of clean organic food daily which must include at least 12oz salmon and a rotating assortment of various fresh fruits. I don't know what your Internet speed is but upgrade it. I'll need your Google pixel and a phone plan. I'll also need your adderall prescription and your wife should probably go get one too and I'll need that too. This is going to be awesome, you're going to love it. We're easily going to become the top two athletes in the world by Wilks score
@jake921660
i think my lease expires end of February so March 1st I'm flying down there and moving in, and you'll be my personal trainer, and your wife can be my personal chef and esthetician. I'll require a minimum of 3,500 calories of clean organic food daily which must include at least 12oz salmon and a rotating assortment of various fresh fruits. I don't know what your Internet speed is but upgrade it. I'll need your Google pixel and a phone plan. I'll also need your adderall prescription and your wife should probably go get one too and I'll need that too. This is going to be awesome, you're going to love it. We're easily going to become the top two athletes in the world by Wilks score
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BUTCHER 206 and BUTCHER 206
Just messing with you, my greatest friend. How's your training going recently?
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jake921660 and jake921660
Lol we don't fuckin care about your anorexia and your stupid body
@BUTCHER 206
you probably have aids and are just waiting to die from a common cold
@BUTCHER 206
you probably have aids and are just waiting to die from a common cold
I'm going to die
