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Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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at the welfare mall
Calling out hungover should be a valid excuse at a job like that.

"Well I was just testing out the product boss and next thing you know one beer became eighteen and well I think I need to use a sick day today."

"Thank you for your loyalty to the company and I hope you feel 100% soon. We will see you on Tuesday, no worries."