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You just haven't stepped out your box. Dubstep does not = electro, and electro is very diverse from rave music, to slow sampled beats that sound like rap instrumentals.
i have...and i know dubstep does not = electro, but i have some friends who listen to that shit all the time, and it just ain't for me.
 

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My boss sleeps at his desk for most of the day, i got it sweet here but there is one little gook who wants my job and is trying to throw his weight around. I don't know how I got the strength and discipline not to jam this fucking chair on his dumb gook face till he fucking dies, but somehow I do.
My boss looks dead on Iggy Pop & has to got to be the highest strung person I have ever ran across... & I got a VERY high strung older brother.

But this dude done had several open heart surgeries already... dude needs to take a breather before I end up having to do CPR on his old ass.

Really cool guy to me, I actually dont have anything bad to say about him, I just wish he could take it down a notch for his own benefit & health.
 
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Detroit Lions 2013 calendar is the worst holiday gift ever

1. Titus Young is on the cover. Yes, Young, the second-year receiver who was just ordered to go home and not come back for repeated insubordination, is the person the makers of this calendar thought Lions fans would want on the cover. Not Matthew Stafford or Calvin Johnson. Titus Young. Really.

2. Open the calendar to the first month, and whose picture do you see to go along with January? Aaron Berry. The cornerback who was arrested twice during the offseason and cut by the Lions in July.

3. Other months have pictures of receiver Nate Burleson (who broke his leg and may be cut in the offseason), defensive end Kyle Vanden Bosch (who’s 34 years old and not playing up to his contract and looks like a potential cap casualty), and running back Jahvid Best (whose repeated concussions call into question whether he’ll ever play again). Those are definitely the guys Lions fans are going to want to be thinking about in 2013.

4. The company selling the calendar boasts that it contains information about the Lions’ “Super Bowl History and more.” One problem: The Lions have never been to the Super Bowl. Apparently the Super Bowl history section will be devoted to the Super Bowls the Lions didn’t play in (all of them) or maybe the Super Bowls that were played on the Lions’ home field. (Did you know that Jerome Bettis is from Detroit? The people who made this calendar probably didn’t.)

5. The calendar includes the 2012 schedule. Very helpful in 2013.

In a stunning display of holiday awfulness, the official NFL-licensed Lions calendar that is being pushed as a holiday gift somehow managed to get everything wrong.
 

WXS STOMP3R

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last time i went to a strip club some goofy uncoordinated mexican chick tried dancing to dubstep...and man it was really embarrasing...

i dont think theres nothing more awkward then, being off beat and looking dorky...while being ass nekkkid
 

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last time i went to a strip club some goofy uncoordinated mexican chick tried dancing to dubstep...and man it was really embarrasing...

i dont think theres nothing more awkward then, being off beat and looking dorky...while being ass nekkkid
last scrip club I went to was Badda Bing down in Rosarito & the bitch kept trying to get me to go in the back room with her.

uh, no.... bitch you tryin to give me an STD or rob me.


....4 hours later I got robbed by the policia for $1800 in my hotel room, @ gunpoint.

fuck that shithole.
 

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last scrip club I went to was Badda Bing down in Rosarito & the bitch kept trying to get me to go in the back room with her.

uh, no.... bitch you tryin to give me an STD or rob me.


....4 hours later I got robbed by the policia for $1800 in my hotel room, @ gunpoint.

fuck that shithole.
them assholes are bad news...everytime i go to mexico...i dont wear n o jewelery and find a stash spot in the room for my money...thank god though they never fucked with me...
 

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them assholes are bad news...everytime i go to mexico...i dont wear n o jewelery and find a stash spot in the room for my money...thank god though they never fucked with me...
I was asleep, drunk.

My Godbrother is a 6th degree blackbelt & instinct kicked in for him, he jumped out of his bed & put a cop thru the wall before they arrested him.

the 1800 was so they wouldnt take him to jail, but the initial 'coming to my room' was to take my money, one way or another.

I cant blend in though breh lol.... too pale lol
 

WXS STOMP3R

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I was asleep, drunk.

My Godbrother is a 6th degree blackbelt & instinct kicked in for him, he jumped out of his bed & put a cop thru the wall before they arrested him.

the 1800 was so they wouldnt take him to jail, but the initial 'coming to my room' was to take my money, one way or another.

I cant blend in though breh lol.... too pale lol
I sorta stick out my damn self cause im a tall ass mexican...but yeah breh i can see you having some issues trying to fall in...but damn thats alot of dough...maybe you shoulda took the STD...