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[Daveyboy]

kinda off the wall but alot of you dipshits bring up some pretty dumb fuckin topics...but anyway...have you ever tried taking a shit while you have a boner? do you just leave lil homey upright or do you bend it into the bowl?

 

[Blight]

I post a lot of stuff i think is some genius shit and people knock it. Like what the fuck, im totally serious.

LMAO @ this.

Ive done it like 3 times. Cause i woke up and cant get rid of a boner for a long time in the morning. you got no problems with it standing as long as you dont piss.

A chick i used to work with thought that guys whack off on the toilet and shit at the same time. Weirdo.

 

[Tha Schizo]

!

A chick i used to work with thought that guys whack off on the toilet and shit at the same time.

LMMFAO!!

Later!!

 

[|GOD|||ZILLA|]

HA.

i remember that thread.

:dead:

 

[ToNgAn_SaV]

A chick i used to work with thought that guys whack off on the toilet and shit at the same time. Weirdo.

hahaha

 

[AdolfOliverBush]

In my bathroom the shower is right in front of the toilet. So if I got the morning wood and got to take a shit, I usually sit down on the toilet and open the shower door and leave my dick at full launch and just shit in the toilet and piss into the shower.

 

[skitz]

^^LOL


I hate having morning wood and having to take tha badest piss ever haha

 

[BIG J]

You gotta use the The Pry and Lean Method man. You just gotta pust that Woodrobe down, and kind of lean forward bending at the hips
LMAO@ THIS THREAD

 

[BornSin]

I seem to always wake up with a brick penis, but I never have to shit in the morning. I do, however, always have to take a mean piss. and sometimes you cant wait for that bitch to limp up so you gotta resort to pissing while its swoll. That usually ends up with me pissing all over the toilet seat and even a little on the wall.

 

[Cranky]

LMFAO@this whole thread. This is deserving of Classic status......HAHAHAHAHAH.....

 

[CinFul-1]

Just wack your shit off, so it goes away, so you can take a shit the correct way, because my woody gets in the way of my newspaper and shit when im reading taking a shit.

 

[AdolfOliverBush]

If I got the morning wood and have to take a mean piss, then I just stand over the toilet and bend over into a 90 degree position so that I can piss straight down into the toilet. It hurts too much to bend my shit so I can piss the regular way.

 

[Stealth]

You gotta lean forward while standing, and push it down as far as you can. Then you piss. Once you have all the piss out of your system, you you sit down. Put a sheet of toilet paper on top of your dick so that it will soak up any remaining piss that might come out. Then you're free to shit.

I know its complicated, but i personally think this is the safest and cleanest method.

 

[BDNLLL]

I just piss on the floor and mop it up

 

[Deep Thought]

GYJO and taking a mean shit is king.

 

[Daveyboy]

what about..think back to high school gym class..did you ever have to take a shit real bad when you ran distances...did you run slower or faster?


haha...or think of the way you walk when you really gotta go...walking like a weeble wobble aned shit....haha..i'm trippin.

 

[ToNgAn_SaV]

hahaha... if ur wood is that stiff, but u don't gotta take shit then stake a piss in the backyard that way it won't get all over the toilet seat and the wall.

 

[ToNgAn_SaV]

classic thread.