Favorite Too $hort quotes

[Scottie Pimpin]

" I throw a bitch in the goddamn trunk ........ and then I start slammin that Oakland funk"

haha.

 

[Pimperoni]

CLASSIC THREAD !!

"Look Kinda Young but my Dick Can't Tell"

 

[Kyle]

'made her suck my dick on the ferris wheel'

 

[TRAGIC LOSSES]

I'D GIVE YOU A BITCH BUT WOULDN'T GIVE YOU A JOINT/
BITCHES AIN'T SHIT SO NOW I MADE MY POINT/

REPRESENTIN MONEY......BUY YOU SOME....

 

[hoochiefosho]

OH FO SHO

DIS MINES------I GOT A FAT DICK AND PUT IT RIGHT ON HER TONSULzzz......

 

[Kyle]

i try to picture me, all in love with these broads, but when i meet em, they just wanna lick my balls

 

[servnu151]

I LOVE FAT BITCHES, AND I LIKE THEM SLIM/
ILL TAKE A FAT BITCH AND STICK MY DICK RIGHT IN/
HER BIG FAT ASS, SHE'LL MAKE ME COME AGAIN/
IM MACK DADDY BITCH! FUCK HER FRIENDS/
I SEEN YOUR HOMEGIRL, SHE SAID WHATS UP WITH US?/
I SAID NOTHIN, FUCKED HER ON THE TOUR BUS!/
SHE GOT IT GOOD TOO, DEEP DOWN ON THE FLOOR/
THE BITCH WAS FINE BUT HER PUSSY AINT GOOD AS YOURS!


love them BARS! remeber ya'll that COLLAB he did with ICE CUBE! that shit was heat!

 

[dj 2nv]

Ya see I got all my game from the streets of california

You millionare with no high school diploma!

 

[thc]

bitch, bitch, bitch/ make me rich

beyyyyooootch!!!!!!!!!!!!!

classic too short rigth there =)

 

[Vamps]

"I don't dress hip h*p and dance real wild" - Too $hort

"If the bass ain't deep, something's wrong, it must not be a real TOO $HORT song!!!!" - Too $hort

"How are you gonna suck all that dick for no money?!?" - Too $hort


I think this just might be the greatest post of all time..




Vamps
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[D-Mak]

".....I bust a nut & killed a bitch, it might sound sick, it might be petty...But you never got sucked by BLOWJOB BETTY!!!!"

"Bitches, Bitches...Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches"

"Yeah man, the little hoes got ill, so now its time to get way too real, I know she never had some real dick...She need to quit talking that childish shit"

"Pussy got wet like Niagra Falls"

 

[tyrone]

I said Bitch what are you smoking...?
A big fat dick, reppin east oakland

 

[40oz 2 Reality]

"She licked my dick up and down like it was corn on the Cob" Funny ass line right there!!!

 

[Mic B]

LICK IT NOW , LICK IT GOOD, SUCK MY DICK JUST LIKE U SHOULD.
RIGHT NOW , LICK IT GOOD, SUCK MY DICK JUST LIKE U SHOULD.

tHATS IT LIKE THAT, LICK MY DICK & MY SACK.
DOTN QUITE, LIKE THAT , LICK MY DICK & MY SACK.

 

[MaddDogg]

theres so many great ones but personally I just gotta go with the Too $hort trademark: "Biatch."

 

[realpinoy510HWD]

the ever so famous " TINA² THE SPERM CLEANA "

 

[dblameme0]

i wont sue you, but thats the trademark/
i was a grown ass man when you was playin in the park

 

[blood killa]

beeeeeyotch!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[T-Spoon]

ronald reagan came up to me, and said do you hav tha answer,
to tha u.s. economy, and a cure for cancer.
i said wut are ya doin, in tha white house, if you're not sellin cocaine,
ask your wife nancy reagan, i kno she'll spit that game.
like one night she came to my house, and gave me a blowjob,
she licced my dicc up and down, like it wuz corn on tha cob.

fold.

 

[thug_proppa]

no hate, but i got a quote for short

"ya lyrics boring, please retire" "ya can flow, voice tired"


its the same over and over and over and over, same rhymes same talking, not flowing, talking just cause you hit the clap dont mean you can flow.

Then you got, this gon be my last album opps heres another one, this probably my last album opps heres another one and another one.


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