" I wonder if they had that on the local funeral homes back in April?"
Let me put in a little background info here. I live part time in Blacksburg Va. and my hometown. My best friend goes to school at Va. Tech. And we were driving through town and a motel had "Welcome Hokies!" on the sign out front. So I automatically turned to my homie and said that.
"I'M LOOKING FOR THE MASTER"
"AIN'T NO MASTAS HERE DUDE AIN'T NO SLAVES EITHER"
"I SEEK WISDOM ONLY FROM THE MASTER"
"YOU WANT WISDOM YOU BUY FORTUNE COOKIE"
-THE LAST DRAGON
"LET ME GET A LITER OF COLA"
"LITER OF COLA? LITER OF COLA? DO WE SELL LITER OF COLA I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS"
LITER IS FRENCH FOR GIVE ME SOME GODDAMN FUCKIN COLA"
-SOOPER TROOPERS
Cataline Stone: *sigh* I'm exhausted. Ben Carpenter: Yeah, me too. But, you know, I’m really wired. What do you say if I…take you home and eat your pussy?
Mike Barnes: Who are you? His mother? Terry Silver: Maybe.