embarrassing story thread
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was gonna prop you until i read this right here, lol
I've had a poop sneak past the border but nothing too embarrassing other than my self shame. always seem to poop myself in the comfort of my own home. solo bolo chorro.
watching judge Judy and be like, splat splat! oh well, guess I'll clean that on next commercial break
this happened when i was maybe sixteen. went to my friend's house, was standing outside w his step brother who was smoking a cigarette.
two big-boneded women and a little kid are walking towards us from down the street. step brother says, 'you can't get one of their phone numbers, ab!'
'I'm not trying to fck w a fat bitch!'
turns out it was his baby moms and big (and i mean big!) sister coming to the house
couple of fifths of paul masson, we were cool again but that chit was hella awkward for a minute tho lol
I've had a poop sneak past the border but nothing too embarrassing other than my self shame. always seem to poop myself in the comfort of my own home. solo bolo chorro.
watching judge Judy and be like, splat splat! oh well, guess I'll clean that on next commercial break
this happened when i was maybe sixteen. went to my friend's house, was standing outside w his step brother who was smoking a cigarette.
two big-boneded women and a little kid are walking towards us from down the street. step brother says, 'you can't get one of their phone numbers, ab!'
'I'm not trying to fck w a fat bitch!'
turns out it was his baby moms and big (and i mean big!) sister coming to the house
couple of fifths of paul masson, we were cool again but that chit was hella awkward for a minute tho lol
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This isn't my story but this fool I used to work with was a field tech for this cable company I used to work for. They used to have those giant igloo water coolers on the outside of their van or truck and he was working with another tech and there wasn't a restroom around. He dropped a deuce in that dudes water cooler and closed the lid back on and didn't say anything and forgot about it. The dude called him up a couple hours later cussing him out when he found it. Nasty bastards.
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Fool aint even like, say bruh, smell my finger. He goes straight to taste this papi. WTF
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When I got married in Germany, my wife and I were of course at the front with everybody behind us and the Pastor holding his speech. Then suddenly I hear a cell phone beeping and realize, I forgot to turn my phone off and the battery is low. While some people in the church were looking around angrily to find who the bastard is with the beeping phone, I slowly put my hand in my pocket and pulled the battery out of the phone...
That shit had me sweating. lol
That shit had me sweating. lol
my bad Im inexperienced in toilet clogging, I guess I should step my IBS game up.
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