Just imagine this very likely scenario.
You have NO money left.
Spent it on the god damn strippers.
And you get home, and you open the fridge.
You get all happy because there is a twelve pack.
But ALAS
That bitch is empty, and somebody [even if you did it] put the fucker back in the fridge, and now you're pissed.
Also, your mom died, earlier.
You check the mail.
Bill.
Bill.
Another Bill.
Fourth Bill.
DR. PEPPER COUPON! GOD LOVES YOU!
While in the store, someone tries to hold that bitch up.
You kick them in the fucking face.
You want a god damned Dr. Pepper.
You're a local hero.
People give you hundreds of dollars for saving their favorite corner store.
Thus.
6-8 Weeks for a Dr. Pepper can get you hundreds of dollars.
Get that shit.