Do your best Stewart Scott impression.

[Deadpool]

The Irvin post inspired me towards this. Drop your favorite absurd usage of slang by steward Scott, make your own Stewart Scott script, or predict something he’ll be saying soon enough to make himself sound even more retarded and to get himself even more strange looks from the co-hosts.



“We’re getting Hyphy on Monday night countdown tonight; it’s going to be Thizztastic! Will Randy Moss shake his dreads all the way to the end-zone? I mobbed in the scrapper, but here’s how Tony Kornhizer ghost rides his whip to the game!”

 

[2-0-Sixx]

I always end up staring at his eye and lose focus on what he's saying.

 

[Northern707]

LMAO, I always noticed that but didn't think anything of it

Can't think of any right now, I try not to pay attention to exactly what he says, just the point he's getting across or whatever highlight they're showing

 

[2-0-NINE]

I always end up staring at his eye and lose focus on what he's saying.

LMAO! I thought I was the Only one

 

[Deadpool]

**Actual Quote**

“STUART SCOTT: The very next play, Collins gets silly-nutty with Ron Dixon -- 8 yards. Dixon -- talk about nibboo! - Baryshnikov! - oh! Just getting both feet in -- 14-zip G-Men. Third quarter, 17-nothing Giants -- uh-oh - Michael Strahan about to put the beat-down clock down on Mark Brunell. Yeah, dog - we know that.”

 

[Rusto]

boo ya!

 

[BAMMER]

That dude has got to have a 14 year old,nerd of a son.I wanna send 100$ to whatever NY Jet hit him in the eye with a football.

 

[B-Buzz]

"Hey y'all Randy Moss is gettin' jiggy with it! Yo! MTV Raps! Brian Urlacher waxes the O like a candle! Boo-yah! Oh Albert Pujols says woomp, there it is! *arsenio hall woof woof noises*"

I think I saw him do that last night.

 

[Deadpool]

Stuart Scott: Like gravy on a biscuit, it's all good!

 

[MooreBlock530]

"T.O. was gettin jiggy-wit-it all the way down the fizzzeild"

 

[techn9nehq]

I always end up staring at his eye and lose focus on what he's saying.

This is the very reason I would never win stump the schwab, it would just psyche me out and I would probablly just freeze like I just saw an alien walk past me.

 

[ColoRider303]

*Facing computer screen, but looking at the wall to the left of my screen, can't help it.*

"As cool as the other side of the pillow."

"He's gotta be buttah, 'cause he's on a roll."

"Yo kidd just went straight bananas"

He is annoying, can't stand when he's on ESPN.

 

[phil]

i think he's doing the jamie kennedy "b-rad" impersonation live on national tv and doesnt even realize it.