Well not me. This dude made a funny post at the playstation forums in the Socom Confrontation forum. Only those familiar with Socom games will find the most humor in this. Enjoy
divorced my wife because of socom...please read
Title says it all. So, well, let me elaborate a little bit here guys. when i woke up this morning my wife started yelling at me and i don't even know why i was barely coheraint because her voice to me just sounded like a p90 without a silencer. So i told her to silence it and i know she didn't because it was even louder after i said that. Then i became slightly agitated because i didn't get breakfast in bed which is soley the reason i married her, so i began to screach at her until my adams apple went off like an m67. She started bringing out the noob cannon (mk.48) it was a non stop herendous trip of wasted shells because none of her nonsense even hit me .......so i rolled over to her faster than a technical and i said "make me some waffles" then she started doing weird things with her hands i think they were some socom 2 taunts but she had them all wrong. She began to sweat and i apologized to her and said make me some pancakes instead. She then infuriated me because she wasn't complying to anything i said, like a micless noob. So i just divorced her over it and she asked me why and i said "bomb planted."
Do you guys think i made the rite choice?
Do you guys think i made the rite choice?