Cyber Sex

[DaytonFamily]

http://dk-net.com/users/kevin/cybersex.html

 

[MEXCOM]

You fucker. I was half way eating a sandwhich when I read that EminemBNJA shit and her response to him being the same guy I almost choked.

 

[DubbC415]

lmao...that shit is always funny...

 

[Jake]

damn dayton,you are the man...we were just talking about these not too long ago on here but nobody could dig up the old thread cause it was so old,these are funny as fuck

 

[DubbC415]

lmao. "Rhinoceruses dont wear shirts. They fucking charge ur ass."

 

[YOUNGNUTT]

LMAO!!!

 

[Nuttkase]

That shit was straight comedy...good post Dayton.

Nuttkace

 

[Siccx Degree]

"Are you ready for my fresh produce?"

That shit is hilarious!

 

[suspect#1]

hahahahaha that shit is pure comedy

 

[High Caliber Ent.]

funny shit

 

[L Mac-a-docious]

"How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp."
I almost started crying when I saw this...this dude is hilarious...
"I put on my robe and wizard cap." "Oh Shit!" "Damn, I'm gonna have to write down your names or something." LOL!

 

[DaytonFamily]

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?






LOL