cool story bro..cheeto edition

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Naw it wasn't the rarri..the rarri was at the shop getting new mud flaps instaled

Everybody that know me know what kinda weirdo suv I drive it ain't that many of those out there lol
 

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Ive been in similar situations, Pittsburg cops dont seem to trip unless something blatant is going on. Pittsburg/Antioch cops seem to be busy enough not to trip off tags, just stay out of Walnut Creek where its mandatory to pull over everyone darker than Reese Witherspoon.
lol @ darker than Reese Witherspoon

also... if you keep going east and end up in Oakley or Brentwood... watch out... cops out there tend to be some assholes

it seems like I never see cops in Pittsburg though at all

but yeah... I know that feeling

one time I was on Lone Tree... right there where Antioch turns into Brentwood... it was around 2 am... I was pretty wasted... going like 10 miles over the speed limit maybe... no other cars on the road... but a cop making a right turn at a light... pulls up behind me... I'm like fuuuuck... so I slow down... cops is right behind me... I knew I was speeding... it's 2 am... I'm sure he wants to pull me over... so I'm thinking... I need to get away from this cop... my drunk ass decides to turn as soon as I can... so of course I pull into the shopping center to the right of me

who the fuck goes to a shopping center at 2 am??? wtf was I thinking... as soon as I started turning the steering wheel I knew it was a bad idea, because it was pretty obvious at that point I was avoiding the cop... but what was I gonna do? I already started turning... I had to keep going... I figured it was a wrap, and I was getting a DUI off top... luckily the cop kept driving...

cool story bruhgoon?
 
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lol real talk.. not a good look bruh-goon .. i mean ive done plenty of dumbshit myself so i can relate... anyway , mark WHO IS THAT WHITE BEEZY IN THE GREEN VELOUR PANTS IN UR SIG?? INQUIRING MINDS WOULD LIKE TO KNOW...
 
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They thought u was awax lil bro and gave u a pass. Ha. Naw on tha reals man u better had got on yo knees that night for the man upstairs cos making to turns with the boys on you will usually def get u blurped!!!