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blunt_hogg559
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computer got a virus or something

fucking shit won't me do a system restore or anything

somebody help me the fuck out

my lap top is fucked right now, it's the kind of malware (or whatever) that keeps trying to direct me to buy some anti virus shit.

god dammit

how can i get rid of this shit?
 
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You need to get about 4lbs of this new shit they call sand, from the beach right. Sprinkle it inside the pc tower then lightly spray down the sand. It will suck out the virus. After it drys, shake it out.
 

DJ Mark 7

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Sounds like ya got good ol XP Antivirus 2009 or whatever name it's going by now....U got 2 choices...1) Pay someone a good amount of dough to fix it (it takes some skill and labor) or 2) Reformat yer shit....I would choose 2
 

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blunt_hogg559
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Sounds like ya got good ol XP Antivirus 2009 or whatever name it's going by now....U got 2 choices...1) Pay someone a good amount of dough to fix it (it takes some skill and labor) or 2) Reformat yer shit....I would choose 2
how do i reformat it?:confused::confused:
 
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how do i reformat it?:confused::confused:
maan explaining that would take a while.

i spent a couple hours studying how to reformat, writing the instructions down, and saving all my shit to disc. programs, codecs, important files.

Instead of explain it, ill link you to the site i used for help.

http://www.cyberwalker.com/article/454/45#reinstallxp

ive reformatted and re-installed about 4 times since then. i can do it pretty quickly now. that site helped a lot.
 

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blunt_hogg559
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this damn virus or whatever won't let me start any program to help me get rid of it. fuck this shit.