Clown The Scrub Above 2011

[wheregoliathat]

^Provided the baratone back-up for said Uncle crooning sesh with Fat Blunts

 

[IronLungs420]

^^^
his girlfriend only comes around to see him on the 1st and the 15th.

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Is on disability after getting his heart broken by one of the forklift drivers at work

 

[Chuco]

^^ reads articles on how to attract girls

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Sniffs his friends boxers.

 

[Chuco]

^ attends DeVry "university" and brags about it

 

[VERSACERO]

^^keisters fushigis everyday to get loose incase he hits the pinta and has to hide a shank.

 

[Chuco]

^^ turns his head away and closes his eyes whenever he comes across porn while flippng though channels on cable

 

[Legman]

^^got super asshurt and cried in the corner when pain junkies claimed to destroy his and everyone elses life in this thread, which, by his train of thought, made him the hardest whitest black gangsta from HP lol

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Is hella cool with Pain Junkies on the under but fronts for the rest of the sicc

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Slammed him room door because his Mom bought him plain Cherrios instead of Fruity Pebbles.

 

[mac_strong]

^^^gots a crush on his aunty's boyfriend.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Spent this morning crying while rocking back and forth in the shower with blood coming out of his ass.

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Spent the morning in under the covers in Mac Strong's bedroom smoking a pack of Kool's

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Fainted and crashed his car when the radio announced his name as the winner of Toni Braxton concert tickets.

 

[Sacsick]

^ would only talk to a girl if its over email or text

 

[IronLungs420]

^^
creams his panties every time dudes accidentally bump into him at the club.

 

[Chuco]

^^ the 'recently watched' section of his netflix account is full of nothing but movies from the 'gay and lesbian' category

 

[IronLungs420]

^^

His pops asked him if he was still a virgin. He responded with "Of course, well this one dude rubbed up against my butt the other day but i aint like it".

 

[Chuco]

^^ owns a collection of burt bacharach cd's