Chuck Norris

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[JReezelle]

im pretty sure itz true seen it on behind the scenez thing

LMAO cmon blood...you comparin the fuckin texas ranger to bruce lee. either you don't know shit bout the 2 or you believe everything you hear.

 

[JReezelle]

My face after reading Chuck was better:

LOL

 

[CHAPO GUZMAN]

bruce lee owning white people (robert wall)
i mistook this for norris

yeah norris is a hella joke...lol @ his karate 'action' jeans line
never know when you gotta front kick a nigga at the club in some high ass wranglers, dont wanan split ya pants

thats the bai jong stance, thats some straight up wing chun right there. I learned some of this back a couple months ago. Deflect punches and trapping them.

 

[JReezelle]

dont let that texaz bullshit fool u chuck iz actually pretty good at martial artz

no you should be sayin don't let that texas bullshit fool you...cuz you over here thinkin chuck was better than bruce.

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

When Chuck Norris jumps into the pool, he doesn't get wet, the pool gets Chuck Norris!

LOL, exactly...

 

[mrtonguetwista]

lol

 

[Lazee Demonic]

When Chuck Norris jumps into the pool, he doesn't get wet, the pool gets Chuck Norris!

OR,

When Chuck Norris exercises, he doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the earth down!!!

 

[AdolfOliverBush]

Human cloning is illegal because if Chuck Norris was cloned, then it would be possible for one Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Scientists theorize this would cause the end of all existence.

 

[Chuy Savedra]

Chuck norris doesn't have doors in his house. Just walls he walks through.

 

[mrtonguetwista]

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

 

[tweeze]

CLOSE THREAD FOR ETERNITY

 

[mrtonguetwista]

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink

 

[mrtonguetwista]

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

 

[mrtonguetwista]

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull

 

[Chuy Savedra]

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut Butter.

 

[Chuy Savedra]

Chuck Norri's idea of spicy food is a stick of dynamite.