Best Blonde Joke Ive Heard in a While

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May 16, 2004
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So this dumb blonde bitch is speeding on the freeway and gets pulled over.

Cop walks up to the drivers side of her car with a foul attitude ready to uphold justice.

Lady rolls down the window and the cop says "This is the third time in the past month that I have pulled you over on this same stretch of for speeding lady. I think we are going to have to do something different this time."

The cop reaches for his zipper and unzips his pants.

The broad lets out an unpleasant groan and says "ahh no...not the breathalizer again."
 
Jun 30, 2004
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hahaha thats pretty funny....heres a pretty funny one



whats the difference between a blonde and a misquito


the mosquito will stop sucking once you smack it.