bay/photodoctor/airbursh look
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OK,..YOU WANT HISTORY,...HERE YOU GO,....
I STARTED THE WHOLE AIR BURSH THINGY,....AND AS I WAS IN SAC,...SHEMP WAS LOOKING OVER MY SHOLDER ONE DAY PEEPING MY SKILL,...THEN HE WHISPERED TO EVAN TO PUT A PILLOW COVER THAT SMELLED LIKE PEE OVER MY HEAD,...AND THEY STARTED TO HIT ME OVER THE HEAD WITH MY OWN COMPUTER KEYBORAD,...AND WRAPED THE MOUSE AROUND MY NECK,..AS I STARTED TO DRIFT,...I HEARD EVEN TELL SHEMP,...."HIT RECORED ON THE ACTIONS SETTING,..",...I WOKE UP BUTT BOOTY ASS NAKED INFRONT OF SAFEWAY,....I HAVE BEEN WANTING TO CATCH UP WITH SHEMP EVER SINCE,....THEN ONE DAY I SAW HIM DRIVING IN THAT REALLY NICE CAR,....I TOLD MY HOMEGIRL TO DRIVE UP NEXT TO HIM,...AND SHE WAS ON ONE SIDE OF HIM,...AND I GOT MY MO-PED (YOU KNOW THE KIND YOU HAVE TO PEDDEL FIRST THEN THE MOTOER STARTS?...WELL THATY WAS BIG IN THE 70'S)TO CATCH UP WITH HIM,...AND AS SHE STARED TO FLASH HER TITTIES AND PUT THEM ON THE GLASS FOR HIM TO LOOK,...
I TOSSED A BORRITO AT HIS FACE (INSPIRED BY THE MOVIE ANCHORMAN)
AND HE GOT IN THAT CAR CRASH,.....SEEING THAT I WAS WRONG,...I CONTACTED EVAN TO MAKE UP WITH HIM,...AND ME AND EVAN SHOOK HANDS AND EMBRACED ONE ANOTHER AS BROTHERS,....AS WE WATCHED SHEMP STILL IN PAIN ROBOTIC ARMS AND ALL,....AND THE TRAGIC CHIT THAT HAPPENED TO ALL OF US,...THE GRAPHIC FIGHTS WAS JUST NOT WORTH LOSING ONE OF THE THREE AMIGO'S,...AND WE HAVE BEEN FAMILA EVER SINCE,....
I STARTED THE WHOLE AIR BURSH THINGY,....AND AS I WAS IN SAC,...SHEMP WAS LOOKING OVER MY SHOLDER ONE DAY PEEPING MY SKILL,...THEN HE WHISPERED TO EVAN TO PUT A PILLOW COVER THAT SMELLED LIKE PEE OVER MY HEAD,...AND THEY STARTED TO HIT ME OVER THE HEAD WITH MY OWN COMPUTER KEYBORAD,...AND WRAPED THE MOUSE AROUND MY NECK,..AS I STARTED TO DRIFT,...I HEARD EVEN TELL SHEMP,...."HIT RECORED ON THE ACTIONS SETTING,..",...I WOKE UP BUTT BOOTY ASS NAKED INFRONT OF SAFEWAY,....I HAVE BEEN WANTING TO CATCH UP WITH SHEMP EVER SINCE,....THEN ONE DAY I SAW HIM DRIVING IN THAT REALLY NICE CAR,....I TOLD MY HOMEGIRL TO DRIVE UP NEXT TO HIM,...AND SHE WAS ON ONE SIDE OF HIM,...AND I GOT MY MO-PED (YOU KNOW THE KIND YOU HAVE TO PEDDEL FIRST THEN THE MOTOER STARTS?...WELL THATY WAS BIG IN THE 70'S)TO CATCH UP WITH HIM,...AND AS SHE STARED TO FLASH HER TITTIES AND PUT THEM ON THE GLASS FOR HIM TO LOOK,...
I TOSSED A BORRITO AT HIS FACE (INSPIRED BY THE MOVIE ANCHORMAN)
AND HE GOT IN THAT CAR CRASH,.....SEEING THAT I WAS WRONG,...I CONTACTED EVAN TO MAKE UP WITH HIM,...AND ME AND EVAN SHOOK HANDS AND EMBRACED ONE ANOTHER AS BROTHERS,....AS WE WATCHED SHEMP STILL IN PAIN ROBOTIC ARMS AND ALL,....AND THE TRAGIC CHIT THAT HAPPENED TO ALL OF US,...THE GRAPHIC FIGHTS WAS JUST NOT WORTH LOSING ONE OF THE THREE AMIGO'S,...AND WE HAVE BEEN FAMILA EVER SINCE,....
u forgot to mention the part where we pulled out the bo-staff, and proceeded to sodomize u until your fudge got packed up into your intestines, and then while your asshole was being ripped by the wooden staff, we stuck a cow's penis down your esophagus and THEN left u nekkid in front of Safeway !!!! TRUE STORY !!!!
you know,...i did have hemeroids for like a week,...i thought it was just the bad 12 pack of taco's i had that day,.....good looking out on those facts evan,...as a good friend do you kept it real,...even when i was passed out,...thanks man,.....hay when the next time you gonna be in town so i can get that rematch on some ping pong,..last time the game was tied,...and you smashed the winng shot in my left eye,...i had a black eye for a week,...i tolded everyone i knew that i got it braking up a fight between two woman fighting over me at da club,...well it sounded good at the time,....
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