Monday morning, mane /
And I’m screamin’ fuck the world
Spent the whole fuckin’weekend /
fightin’ with my girl
last week before payday /
so I got the blues
bitch gettin’ mad at ya boy /
“Pick up your clothes & shoes!!”
they way you’re actin’ girl /
you’re lucky I don’t pick up the tool
dump the shells out /
and get to actin’ a fool
put it in my palm /
and get to slappin’ you with it
Instead, went to my potna’s spot /
To cop something exquisite
Burned a couple of blunts /
Left, and dialed up some digits
Of this chick off University /
Paid her a visit
1 in the mornin’ but she’s still awake /
last time I fucked with her /
was like in ‘98
if I remember correctly /
if I haven’t made a mistake
ya boy is always welcome /
plus the dome is great
rolled up to her place /
with expired tags
greeted ya boy with a beer /
and somethin’ wrapped in a zag
smoked on that /
while she choked on me
damn, this chick go down /
smoother than Henessey
blessin’ me /
damn, this girl’s a freak /
got my toes curlin’ /
like the boots on the Iron Sheik
makin’ me skeet /
left one in her throat
put her ass to sleep /
washed up, and got ghost
smokin’, coastin’ /
back to the shack
On the way home /
Scooped up a “yumbo yack”
Large “peski”, no “sheeze” /
With curly fries please
A mutha fucka’s hungry /
After my late night skeeze
Slid up in the house with ease /
Took my spot on the couch
Ate my food, hit the roach /
and then I guess I passed out
7:00 this mornin’ /
My girl woke me up /
With my dick in her mouth
While she’s suckin’ me off /
I’m thinkin’ bout the girl I had sex with
Nutted on her face /
Apology accepted
And I’m screamin’ fuck the world
Spent the whole fuckin’weekend /
fightin’ with my girl
last week before payday /
so I got the blues
bitch gettin’ mad at ya boy /
“Pick up your clothes & shoes!!”
they way you’re actin’ girl /
you’re lucky I don’t pick up the tool
dump the shells out /
and get to actin’ a fool
put it in my palm /
and get to slappin’ you with it
Instead, went to my potna’s spot /
To cop something exquisite
Burned a couple of blunts /
Left, and dialed up some digits
Of this chick off University /
Paid her a visit
1 in the mornin’ but she’s still awake /
last time I fucked with her /
was like in ‘98
if I remember correctly /
if I haven’t made a mistake
ya boy is always welcome /
plus the dome is great
rolled up to her place /
with expired tags
greeted ya boy with a beer /
and somethin’ wrapped in a zag
smoked on that /
while she choked on me
damn, this chick go down /
smoother than Henessey
blessin’ me /
damn, this girl’s a freak /
got my toes curlin’ /
like the boots on the Iron Sheik
makin’ me skeet /
left one in her throat
put her ass to sleep /
washed up, and got ghost
smokin’, coastin’ /
back to the shack
On the way home /
Scooped up a “yumbo yack”
Large “peski”, no “sheeze” /
With curly fries please
A mutha fucka’s hungry /
After my late night skeeze
Slid up in the house with ease /
Took my spot on the couch
Ate my food, hit the roach /
and then I guess I passed out
7:00 this mornin’ /
My girl woke me up /
With my dick in her mouth
While she’s suckin’ me off /
I’m thinkin’ bout the girl I had sex with
Nutted on her face /
Apology accepted
