Any advice for someone going to jail

[jr916]

You should rename this thread to "SCARED STRAIGHT"

hahah.. "hold my pocket bitch"

haha...yo name is tiffany, now grab my belt you bitch

 

[abyss5150]

What county is he goin 2, because each county varies and could make a huge difference? I was nervous the 1st time i did time so its expected. Just tell him to be himself and mind his own buisiness.

 

[Nuttkase]

$100.00 says Northern707 doesn't post for a month starting sometime in the near future.

YOU GOING TO GET RAPED BITCH!

 

[The Evil Genius]

I aint never been 2 jail & I'm LMFAO @ a month. Before I entered thiz thread I thought the thread starter waz gonna say he knew someone that waz going 2 Pelican Bay or Mule Creek. Thiz fool said a month in the county. LOL!!!

Thiz shit remindz me of my pops ex-bitch's son a few yearz back. My dad waz in a relationship with thiz white bitch & she had one of those rebellious, slacker unmotivated, sqaure azz sons. Thiz stupid mothafucka getz drunk one nite & startz throwing beer bottlez @ people off the top of the roof. He getz arrested & haz 2 do like a week in the Sacramento County jail. He callz hiz moms from jail & u can hear him on the other end of the fone screaming "mom get me out of here!! These guyz are animalz in here! Mom come get me! Oh my GOD"!!! LMAO!

 

[FourOneFog]

My friend's going jail, any serious advice? Is it scary? How do you get through it without getting fucked with? He's 20, kind of a pussy, drug related charges, be in there about a month.

your friend? stop lying and crying!! its you thats gonna walk around like you got staples on your ass!

 

[Home-E]

haha....next time im gonna want sum cocktail, FRUIT!!

damn...i was gonna post that...hahah

 

[BoMbTrEeS2]

swallow some coke in a balloon then shit it out when u get inside

 

[KINGBLOCKER]

bake him a cake with a nail filer inside

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

He callz hiz moms from jail & u can hear him on the other end of the fone screaming "mom get me out of here!! These guyz are animalz in here! Mom come get me! Oh my GOD"!!! LMAO!

ROFL

 

[luv2squab]

what about san francisco...how is it over there??

 

[GimmeYourShoes]

Tell your friend to put a razordblade in his ass.

 

[crakhead]

vasline and pepper maybe some halbenro pouder and some KY

 

[yoinkIZback31]

lmao i aint been to jail before....but a month aint shit.

 

[MRTHECOSE]

I GOT LIL CUZZINS THAT DONT EVEN SWEAT THAT STUFF 1 MONTH GEESH

 

[GeeZus]

LMAOOOOOO @ A MONTH

GET DA FUCC OUTTA HERE !!!

FOO ACT LIKE HE GOIN TO ALCATRAZ OR SUM SHIT...

SLAP HIM UPSIDE HIZ HEAD & TELL HIM TO QUIT BEING A PUSSY !!!

KEEP HIZ HEAD IN A BOOK & HIZ ASS ON A SEAT OR HE MIGHT GET TREAT'D LIKE PUSSY...

I WISH I KNEW WHUT JAIL HE WAZ GOIN TO SO I COULD PUNK DAT MUHFUCCA ERYDAY !!!




- GEEzUz

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

What kind of drug charge got him a month in county? Possession?

 

[TRAJIK1]

wheres he goin?

 

[MRTHECOSE]

wheres he goin?

shawshank

 

[Mr.REE]

All you can do is sleep and eat some funky ass food while smelling some funky ass black bum's nasty corn infested feet.

Other then that it's just a bunch of fuckin retards bullshitting all day.

 

[28g w/o the bag]

someone has to do it...

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