All you 'second floor elevator riding' mofo's

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[timebomb]

that shit made me be like.....

 

[gimpypimp]

that shit is funny...I work on the 5th floor and this shit happens to me all the time. Pisses me off too.....

 

[drewski.kalonji]

a couple weeks ago i was in a parking garage and I was walking down the stairs to the ground level. Hit the 2nd level and I notice this overweight business woman waiting for the elevator when the staircase was literally 7 ft away and no more than 20 stairs down. I stared at her real confused like the whole time till I got to the sidewalk below. We were literally still staring at each other when I started walking down the sidewalk. I was like wtf and gave a real confused look to her; You could tell that she felt super stupid. Hopefully my negative expression gave just a little motivation her to use her legs every now and then. fuck

 

[L.D.S.]

Slick needs to learn how to be early for his super important top floor meetings.