A siccness holiday story

[Dr.Pillpopper]

I'm going to start a story and the next person add 2 - 5 lines to the story.

The story must be in bold.

There once was hyphee ass bastard child named Duncan Mullegan who owned a 3/legged dog with a skin condition. One day on the way to the corner store he bumped into a homeless drunk named Jonny 1 Tooth

 

[BayBoy92510]

Him and jonny 1 tooth rode around and smoked meth and robbed a store then was cornered by the police and was shot in the head 18 times....the end

 

[Dr.Pillpopper]

Or was it?

Seems Johnny one tooth made a pack with the devil and was aloud to return to earth under one condition, he had to break into the guy who ran ******** and take a dump on his chest while he was sleeping.

 

[FANATIKAL]

But while Johnny one tooth was taking a dump on his chest, he woke up and put his tongue in Johnny one tooths asshole. Johnny liked it so much, he decided to vote no on prop 8, and while waiting in line at the polls....

 

[BayBoy92510]

ewwww^

 

[Dr.Pillpopper]

While waiting in line at the poll's he noticed a $50 bill crumbled on the ground when he went to pick the money up a blind chinese man ninja kicked him in the forhead nocking his eye out of the socket landing next to the 3 legged dog with the skin disease.

 

[FANATIKAL]

the dog pissed on johnnys eye before he had a chance to pop it back into the socket, but Johnny was determined. Nothing was going to stop him from voting no on 8. So he got back in line, shamika bitch slapped the asian man ninja, and cast his vote. Now, very content with his life, johnny and the 3 legged dog with the skin condition decide it was time to get something to eat..

 

[Dana Dane]

and then Vinn got banned.

The End.

 

[FANATIKAL]

whos vin?

 

[Dr.Pillpopper]

and then Vinn got banned.

The End.

I thought you were serious I was looking for the line accross my name.....lol

You gotta stick with the story.

 

[Dr.Pillpopper]

the dog pissed on johnnys eye before he had a chance to pop it back into the socket, but Johnny was determined. Nothing was going to stop him from voting no on 8. So he got back in line, shamika bitch slapped the asian man ninja, and cast his vote. Now, very content with his life, johnny and the 3 legged dog with the skin condition decide it was time to get something to eat..

After a 4 mile walk to the nearest taco truck that serves fresh cow tounge tacos Johnny one tooth started to develope blisters on his already worn and fungus infected feet. After about 45 minutes of picking the fungus from his feet he began to eat his tacos without washing his hands. He gave one of the foot fungess tainted tacos to the 3/legged dog with the skin disease and shortly after eating it the dog begain foaming at the mouth and attacking all the people at the taco truck.

 

[L.D.S.]

When the frothy mouthed three-legged dog lost his mind, all the illegals at the taco truck took off in a dash for the border. Not to be punked by some stupid dog, the lead burrito wrapper, Herve Villachez, wrestled with the dog until he finally applied the triangle choke on the three-legged dog suffocating the poor animal in the most humane of ways. Once Herve rescued his fellow Taco Bueno employees...

 

[Gas One]

After a 4 mile walk to the nearest taco truck that serves fresh cow tounge tacos Johnny one tooth started to develope blisters on his already worn and fungus infected feet. After about 45 minutes of picking the fungus from his feet he began to eat his tacos without washing his hands. He gave one of the foot fungess tainted tacos to the 3/legged dog with the skin disease and shortly after eating it the dog begain foaming at the mouth and attacking all the people at the taco truck.

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[BayBoy92510]

hell yah batmans in the mix now? This shits gettin interesting...good twist gas

 

[Dr.Pillpopper]

When the frothy mouthed three-legged dog lost his mind, all the illegals at the taco truck took off in a dash for the border. Not to be punked by some stupid dog, the lead burrito wrapper, Herve Villachez, wrestled with the dog until he finally applied the triangle choke on the three-legged dog suffocating the poor animal in the most humane of ways. Once Herve rescued his fellow Taco Bueno employees...

He jerked off on the dead dogs corps and shot Johnny 1-tooth in the foot with a cross bow. Johnny one tooth was air lifted to the nearest hospital were his foot was amputated. 2 years later Johny 1-Foot (as he's now known as) won Herve's taco truck in a class action law suite. As a consequence of this decision Herve turned to a life of crime and pimped out his 28 year old 380 pound mildly retarded daughter Lupe.

 

[M BUTCHER 206]

lupe killed herself after siccness poster dirty shoez paid her 3000$ to be the first woman to make out with him

1foot, vowed that dirty shoez would never live to see it past third base

 

[Dr.Pillpopper]

1-foot called up Lupes dad and tried to sell him back his taco truck because the health department tried to shut him down after the ghost of the 3/legged dog with the skin disease started hanting everybody who ate there.

 

[R]

after lupes dad refused to buy the taco truck, johnny decided to get a tattoo of africa on his back. unfortunately it ended up looking like a dorito

 

[Dr.Pillpopper]

The funny thing is the dorito tattoo was an exact match to Lupe's fathers Salsa tattoo on his back. The legend goes once you combine the dorito back tattoo and the imfamous salsa tattoo the begining of the END OF DAYS starts and nachos start falling from the sky and mexicans take control of every major government.

 

[Criminalogical]

But them nachos that fall from the sky have been known to be radioactive, and those mexicans arent just any mexicans, but mexicans with super powers

Juanito Del Sol can shoot fire from his fingers
Lolita Lengua can constrict and kill with her tongue
Pablo El Pendejo can release deadly farts that bend steel

these three formed Las Supero Heroes De La Americanos Norte and vowed to kill all the asians causing cars accidents and rid the country of anyone voting mcain