Dont know if any of you heard this one but i thought i would share it any way.
Three surgeons are sitting around arguing about which of them is the best surgeon.
The first one says I once had a guy come into my office that had all of his fingers severed. And I successfully reattached all ten fingers and the patient is now considered to be the best pianist in the world.
The second Surgeon says thats nothing I once had a guy come in that had both legs and arms cut off and i successfully reatached all four limbs and just last year he won four gold medals in the olympics for swiming and running.
THe third surgeon replies: thats the best you guys can do? Thats nothing i once had a cowboy patient that was riding a horse very fast, while drunk and high and got hit full speed by the Santa Fe Train and all that I had to work with was a horses ass and a ten gallon hat and now Hes the president of the United states!
Three surgeons are sitting around arguing about which of them is the best surgeon.
The first one says I once had a guy come into my office that had all of his fingers severed. And I successfully reattached all ten fingers and the patient is now considered to be the best pianist in the world.
The second Surgeon says thats nothing I once had a guy come in that had both legs and arms cut off and i successfully reatached all four limbs and just last year he won four gold medals in the olympics for swiming and running.
THe third surgeon replies: thats the best you guys can do? Thats nothing i once had a cowboy patient that was riding a horse very fast, while drunk and high and got hit full speed by the Santa Fe Train and all that I had to work with was a horses ass and a ten gallon hat and now Hes the president of the United states!
