A GOOD EXCUSE TO GET SUPER BOWL SUNDAY OFF WORK ???

[prodigy91]

just make sure you're not friends with your boss or any co-workers on facebook or myspace and sign in like a dumbass claiming how you called in sick and your drunk as fuck watching the superbowl...

 

[radiostationrep]

wait until the day of and claim a family emergency! just do not talk about football no more.

 

[Simpaticone1]

just make sure you're not friends with your boss or any co-workers on facebook or myspace and sign in like a dumbass claiming how you called in sick and your drunk as fuck watching the superbowl...

Naw I don't fuck w/ none of that shit..... My co-workers & boss are busters I would never kick it or talk to them unless @ work......

 

[Governor Pimp Juice]

1. The shits
2. Death in the fam (bereavement paid time off is minimum 3 days in Cali)
3. If you have kids, there are the ultimate unarguable excuse
4. Quit your job because working on weekends is for assholes who wear name tags

 

[4SidedLie]

use 1 of ur vacation days

u still got hella time so if u request it now they shouldnt deny u

smartest thing right here.

 

[4SidedLie]

Naw I don't fuck w/ none of that shit..... My co-workers & boss are busters I would never kick it or talk to them unless @ work......

At 11:15 PM central time, January 10th 2010 you and I have the same amount of props. 2,098
woah

 

[4SidedLie]

aww sjheeit quick, someone prop me so its fixed.
th

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

Sounds like a good one - gonna use that !

Better learn a prayer LOL

bismi'humanassdog ir-rahman ir-rahim...

ashahadu ana la ilaha il humanassdog danadane'ur rasu'humanassdog.

humanassdogu akbar.

=

in the name of human ass dog, the most merciful, the almighty...

i shall bear witness that there is no other god but human ass dog, and dana dane is his last messenger(peace be upon her).

human ass dog is the greatest.

 

[STS]

whatever u decide to pull
dont be a dumbass and post shit on what u did and the game on facebook

 

[4SidedLie]

Just call off.

 

[nonfiCKtion]

TELL UR BOSS THAT U DIES AND THAT U CAN'T MAKE IT.

 

[Ironic Commando]

What should I do ?

get a new job...cause only shit jobs got you working weekends...first of all

 

[savage]

Do whatever you can do to get out of work on that day. It sucks working on Super Bowl sunday. Especially if it's your team in the Super Bowl. I had to work when my team made it, and it was horrible. Not only horrible because I had to work, but because we lost LOL I won 500 bucks off that loss on the game pool, though. About the only time I wasn't happy receiving 500 bucks lol

 

[NAMO]

walk in with akimbo AK's and just fucking spray the joint.

 

[p.ellz]

smoke yo boss out so they dont trip off u taken a shift off

 

[Neshani]

Tell them you have the shits. Works everytime. Nobody wants to work with someone shittin all over the place.

This one really works every time. Say you ate something bad and can't be away from a toilet.

 

[ant_johnson_16]

This one really works every time. Say you ate something bad and can't be away from a toilet.

EXACTLY. It never fuckin fails. I use it all the time. All siccness jokes and bullshit aside, use this one.

 

[Simpaticone1]

^^^^ Squirt.... Our bathroom @ work is very hostle.... Cold as fuck in there ^^ GOOD ONE

 

[Mari go DumB]

Just ask for the day, you still have time. I'm gonna request that weekend too 'cause if I call in, my bosses are the kind of people who treat you like you're lying. You can show up sick and they'll still be like "uh-huhhh..."

 

[ant_johnson_16]

Yea but if you dont get the day off approved, they'll know you wanted that day off so you're faking. BUSTED!


Goddamnit, tell em you have the shits. It does wonders.