“Poor Little Tink Tink” Murders His Girlfriend!

[Dana Dane]

Fuck you Gas... I was going to come back & add more to that reply. I know way more about this situation than I want to because of it. Typing out long ass replies on my phone sucks.

 

[Dana Dane]

Oh, and he's a health but, so he doesn't eat candy much at all. ;-)

 

[saladbowlking]

^^so you mean he dont eat da candy????

 

[NAMO]

A nice gentleman in prison will ask him for some chon chon

 

[cheeto]

he has no legs lol

 

[WXS STOMP3R]

I bet a good lawyer is gonna cost him his arms...since he got no legs

 

[Sacsick]

I wonder if hes gonna "walk" the mainline or be sent to a Special needs yard

 

[Rossibreath]

I can't think of one goddamned pun for this one.

You are stumped.

 

[cheeto]

he has no legs and is sponsored by nike a shoe company

was he born like that or did somebody chop his shit off?

idk y but he looks hella funny to me i seen him on the news walking wearing a suit and he looks like half man half machine or like a gazelle or something hes creepy

 

[TreeAir]

Oscar couldn't tap those cheeks properly poor dude had no legs, so Reeva was "getting around"

 

[Rossibreath]

She deserved it

 

[timewilltellu1]

Judge: Pistorius negligent, did not 'murder' Steenkamp - CNN.com

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

Media is already asking can he "rebrand" himself if acquitted. A bit of foreshadowing?