Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[ELPOLLITO]

Eat a bunch of carbs you'll get sleepy

 

[InfamousICON]

Get off the caffeine ese give it a day at least

I didn't have an energy drink for like a month until Monday

my insomnia isn't caffeine induced

 

[jake921660]

dr_park_boi

 

[InfamousICON]

I should eat a big buffalo burger, that should give me the itis

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

r.i.p. to parker's buffalo ese

 

[InfamousICON]

fuuuuuuu I always get paid 2 days before the 1st cause I got a military bank and any government checks get cleared through this bank early but my shit hasn't hit yet today, it's usually in there by like 8AM

hoe ass bank needs to hurry the fuck up and release my funds before somebody gets cut

 

[ELPOLLITO]

Paying tickets at school, got a speech next hour

 

[ELPOLLITO]

Public speaking is fucking annoying

 

[InfamousICON]

just go up on the podium, don't speak at the mic, but pick up the mic and just say "fuck suckaz", drop the mic like a boss and walk away

 

[ELPOLLITO]

I did that in my commutation course consequently I was dropped

 

[ELPOLLITO]

I can't lie tho I get stage fright

 

[ELPOLLITO]

Talking like a hoe ass nigga is out all the way out

 

[InfamousICON]

if you got dropped then you proved your point of the speech, they was some hoe ass suckaz, fuck em

 

[ELPOLLITO]

Imma yell my whole speech lol

 

[ELPOLLITO]

Foreal

 

[ELPOLLITO]

This is my motha fuckin speech nigga

 

[ELPOLLITO]

Tacos come back you can blame it all on me

 

[InfamousICON]

talk like Dave Chappelle as Samuel L. Jackson for your speech

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

Tacos come back you can blame it all on me

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, i was actually singing the exact same thing about 15-20 mins ago, no lie

 

[ELPOLLITO]

It's my speech bitch