Off-topic: 50 Cent crackin' jokes

Sounds like he's jealous 'cuz Ashanti can afford better than 50 cent... Figuratively speaking. It's cute that he tried to be funny, but there's only two things funny about rap...

•MC Hammer
•The fact that someone actually asks to be called "P.Diddy"

What about all of No Limit and Cash Money??!?!?!? They aren't funny?!?!?!
Oh yeah and what about BET Uncut!!! HAHAHA that shit is the best to watch and just laugh. It is deffinately better than comic view. Have you guys heard that Rusty Waters video? If you havent damn you are missing out on some shit. The chorus is hillarious.

50 Cent is my nigga...

He's real... He aint about to be scared of no niggas...

I was thinking the same thing he was about Ashanti and that same damned thing that she does with her hair.... Sorry ass Group...

It should be called JaShanti....

uncut is nothing but soft porn. I cant wait to watch it so i can laugh my ass off and there are a lot of wack cats who cant wait to get their high8 camcorders to tape a video at the block bbq

have u seen that Black Jesus - What That Thang Smell Like video?? that's my favorite..i use that line on girls all the damn time..

"ey baby, what it smell like?"

Shit... Did yall hear that Kutt is going to film his video with those one cats... "Tell me what that thang smell like!!!" group...

Heh, heh, heh...

black jesus got a new one it worst than what that thang smell like. oh and the best is the white girl song

LoL!!! I be bugging out watching that shit dude... I only watch BET for those shows... But they shut off our illegal cable, so I am short until I take my ass outside and cut it back on ..... Constantly Dirty homeboy....

MasZive = 50 Cent

50 cents funny... come on... just picture it.."guns bigger than lil bow wow"... im laughing right now...

Heat Myser....

That's all to the good homie....

I can open my mouth when I speak though....

It's ya birthday, we gone party like it's ya birthday...

You guys must be forgetting about the worst...Waxamillion hahahahaha!!!!

Man i remember waitin up everynight here at school to catch that black jesus track and just laugh my ass off. Talk about a hard song to download. Took me for ever to find it. We still throw it in every once in awhile for a laugh.

Peace

There's a fine line between funny, and disturbing. Luckily Master P snorted it and managed to merge the two together.

I wanna fight 50 cent. I think he's a punk. If he's so tough, how come he walks around NY with two bulletproof jackets on, bullet proof panties, bulletproof booties, bulletproof fuckin' sunglasses, a bulletproof bandanna and a sea of security so large that you could set up a stage and think you were at Woodstock? I heard him talk a good one, but never seen him do anything. I also never heard any of his shit, and I'd like to tell him that personally.

"Yo man, your shit's so fuckin' whack, I never even heard a single fuckin' beat from you, you punk fuckin' bitch."

Then I'd pimpslap the bitch and the New York Giants football team (also known as his security) would dogpile on top of me while he skips off into an armored truck with a trail of piss behind 'em.

They need to start a reality show on MTV where you get to fight celebrities. Holy shit... I just thought of something.

Strange, 70 mile, and all the siccness crew should get their stars together, set up boxing matches and sell tickets. I'll fight the tag team of Tech, and Trajik for the main event.


Which reminds me... You guys heard about that Def Jam fighting game? You get to play as kats like DMX and Meth and beat some ass. Sounds phat, but what I got my eye on is the ICP wrestling game comin' out... Shit's gonna be off the wall.

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thats why i luv some 50cent shit.......dude is real.....and i have been numpin him for about 2yrs..all underground mix tapes and everything....

andway....
about the No Limit thing...the new cd is pretty tight!!!

Cash money.....its funny cause i was listening to the track that "Birdman" did with "naptunes" ir whatever...
"Birdman" raps about the same damn car in every FUCKIN song....
that lets you know right off.....dude has absolutely no skills!!!!

5000

"I think he's a punk. If he's so tough, how come he walks around NY with two bulletproof jackets on, bullet proof panties, bulletproof booties, bulletproof fuckin' sunglasses, a bulletproof bandanna and a sea of security so large that you could set up a stage and think you were at Woodstock? I heard him talk a good one, but never seen him do anything. I also never heard any of his shit, and I'd like to tell him that personally. "



-i think i would be walkin around with just as many bullett proof vests if i got shot as many times 50 cent said he got shot, i heard him say in an interview he got shot like 8(?) times, whether thats true or not, i dont know but if it is then he just bein smart, and if its true ,means he piss off alotta muthafuckas to be shot that many times. i personaly think he talks too much shit, in one song he dissed like 15 rappaz in "how to rob an industry nigga"......he needs to stop talkin all that shit b4 he diss the wrong niqqa,take it to the streets and he catch a nine tah da dome

IF that's true is right. Besides, maybe if the fool would keep his pathetic little mouth shut he'd have less holes in him. The guy talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks, but never really says shit. Plus, the muthafucker keeps runnin' his mouth, meanwhile he's gettin' shot every 2nd Tuesday of the month.

Guess there ain't much to talk about is there, 50?

^^^

R U stupid? He was shot, that's why he mumbles. He got shot 9 times, once in the jaw.
Listen to his older shit and listen to his new shit. He aint mumblin for nothin

True about Ashanti, all she does is play with her hair.

And the songs she made with ja rule sound the same and are very annoying, even for pop.