call in sick on sunday if you work sunday. Then call in sick on monday also... because for real, monday is the day you need off unless you work nights. Then show back up on tuesday and act like your still sick.
most places want a doctors note after 3 days of sick in a row but 2 you should be cool. Just tell them you got upset stomach and the shits. Nobody will shame you for not coming into work if you tell them you shit your pants. lol
Then make sure on tuesday to use the bathroom alot just to back up your story.
then you = win.
ALSO! very important... DO NOT SLIP UP AND TALK ABOUT THE GAME WHEN YOU GOT BACK TO WORK!
I cant stress that enough. Whenever other people start talking about the game, explain to them how you missed it because you were sick and layed up in bed. Lay that shit on thick until they feel shame for getting to watch the game while you were suffering.
Shiyaaat your as good as off work. Just don't go bonkers where someone from work will find out or see you out somewhere and you should be good