A GOOD EXCUSE TO GET SUPER BOWL SUNDAY OFF WORK ???

go to the hospital and start drinking from random cups and rubbing on people waiting in line until you actually get sick

then go to AMPM and tell yor manager that you cant cook the bbq ribs on sunday because you might get all the customers sick

go cop a sack so you dont feel like shit when you chill and watch the game

leave some chicken on the bench for a few days then eat it before superbowl sunday.

use 1 of ur vacation days

u still got hella time so if u request it now they shouldnt deny u

call in sick on sunday if you work sunday. Then call in sick on monday also... because for real, monday is the day you need off unless you work nights. Then show back up on tuesday and act like your still sick.

most places want a doctors note after 3 days of sick in a row but 2 you should be cool. Just tell them you got upset stomach and the shits. Nobody will shame you for not coming into work if you tell them you shit your pants. lol

Then make sure on tuesday to use the bathroom alot just to back up your story.

then you = win.

ALSO! very important... DO NOT SLIP UP AND TALK ABOUT THE GAME WHEN YOU GOT BACK TO WORK!

I cant stress that enough. Whenever other people start talking about the game, explain to them how you missed it because you were sick and layed up in bed. Lay that shit on thick until they feel shame for getting to watch the game while you were suffering.

Shiyaaat your as good as off work. Just don't go bonkers where someone from work will find out or see you out somewhere and you should be good

Tell them you have the shits. Works everytime. Nobody wants to work with someone shittin all over the place.

@cyrus one time i missed work to go to a A's game then my dumbass the next day at work fucked up and told sum people how i got kicked out the game for being hella drunk lol

they was like "i thought u wer sick?" hha

my job is pretty laid back tho they dont trip

I requested that shit off weeks ago lol.

request it now that's lik3 weeks in advance.

why would they say no? unless your a pizza guy.

i dont work sundays during the season

all my jobs have allways been monday thru friday

i cant imagine working weekends that shit must suck balls

Tell em yer aids is acting up

This is clearly the winner.

I remember one time I had to work on Sunday I wanted to get drunk instead of going to work... I started at 11... I called around 10 and told them my mom was getting a root canal and I had to give her a ride because she was getting put to sleep and couldn't drive home herself....

who the fuck gets a root canal on a Sunday??? that was the worst excuse ever... but it worked... so say that

some some meth and tell them you had food poisoning...

tell them you foresee yourself being very drunk that day and its probably not a good idea to make you come in

Tell them a drunk driver hit your moms, and she is in the hospital...They'll feel like dicks even questioning that excuse.


Then when they bring it up later asking how she's doing? Just say it was lucky it wasn't worse and she left the hospital with minor head, neck injury. Case Closed. SUNDAY OFF

"i'll destroy you on the mic bitch"


tell them that

Use the church excuse...