Zach Randolph - "I'm a gangster not a Blazer."

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May 15, 2002
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Bwhahahah - Randolph keeps it way too real

http://edit.blogs.oregonlive.com/uploads/279873-randolph.pdf

The $2 Million Complaint Against Zach Randolph

Oh, lordy, this is not what you want to read. But you can read the whole legal document online.

Here is what the report says, in essence (with a whole bunch of "allegedly"):
  • Randolph allegedly says "I'm a gangster not a Blazer." (Not sure why this is included, but it's in one of the very first paragraphs.)
  • He allegedly keeps a table at the Portland club Exotica. (Link wholly NSFW, although it should be pointed out that you can get three eggs, sausage, home fries and toast for $3.25. Not sure exactly how, but somehow, that's important.)
  • Randolph allegedly routinely shares women with friends.
  • On the night in question, Randolph was allegedly distributing stacks of 100 $1 bills. Isn't that why they made the $100 bill?
  • Randolph allegedly offered $500 to a women he knew, and another he didn't, to perform a live sex show.
  • Randolph allegedly bought the woman he didn't know, the plaintiff, several drinks.
  • At the hotel, Randolph and friends allegedly shared a blunt.
  • Randolph allegedly wasn't happy with the sex show.
  • The plaintiff, having had a lot to drink, allegedly fell asleep.
  • The plaintiff allegedly woke up to Randolph, umm, forcing entry in the back door. Twice. Which she allegedly resisted and did not want.
  • Randolph then allegedly forces some more entry, through the front door.
  • The next morning, as the complaint alleges, the plaintiff sends a message to her friend saying "don't worry I have not cracked we good." Then she thinks about it some more, and allegedly realizes that she thinks she has been set up for a sexual assault, and starts asking for $10,000.
  • The plaintiff allegedly went to the hospital too late to collect any rape evidence (after slightly more than three days).
  • Allegedly neither Randolph nor his male friend have cooperated with the investigation.
Oh, what a mess. The whole thing is just so sad and depraved. No idea what really happened, but it's not good.
Of course, Randolph pays a big PR price from a drawn out trial, so there will be a lot of pressure to settle. But this is clearly going to be his word against hers. With no real evidence, no criminal charges, her saying "we good" the next day, her not fleeing at the first sign of assault, her not going to the authorities immediately, it would seem like the kind of case that Randolph might fight.
 
Sep 4, 2002
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Northern707 said:
Damn shits sad.....Jailblazers, just as I thought they were losing that image
lol only people like you and sports writers keep that image around... take it from someone who actully knows the blazers
 
Feb 1, 2006
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Zach is thugged out for sure... you should see the face shot they show of him during blazer broadcasts (next to his stats and whatnot) he has the most mean-mug squinty screwface -- its real nice.

The thing everybody has to consider is that the portland police SERIOUSLY hate on the blazers (well, and all black people in portland actually). To the point where the team had its lawyers instruct all the players to not cooperate with police investigations and let their lawyers handle it -- common sense really.

Well the pigs here weren't feeling that too much, so they leaked all this info from this zach randolph extortion/sexual assault investigation to the press evem though they didn't charge him with shit.

So the blazers got gangster and the organization ordered 5 dozen donuts and had them delivered to the different precints AND HAD THEIR MASCOT 'BLAZE' (A FUCKING GIANT FURRY CATLIKE CREATURE) PERSONALLY DELIVER A BASKETBALL SHAPED DONUT TO THE POLICE CHIEF ROZIE SIZER!!!

That's gangster.

Almost as gangster as JR Rider getting busted smoking dank outta a coke can in his SUV in front of his multi-million dollar house listenin to his system thump....
 
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MrFedEx503 said:
lol only people like you and sports writers keep that image around... take it from someone who actully knows the blazers

YEAH RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS THEN, OR TELFAIR GETTING CAUGHT LAST YEAR. NOTHING HAD HAPPENED SINCE THEN SO THEY WERE BEGINNING TO CLEAN UP THEIR IMAGE, NOW THIS HAPPENED
 
Feb 1, 2006
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Man, I couldn't even make up stuff like this.....

Breakin news:

Zach is also getting sued by the guy who ratted out Quintell Woods for fighting pit bulls, saying that Zach and some of the hoop family repeatedly threatened his life, including stepping to him in the VIP of Vue and saying "where I'm from we don't fuck with snitches!", calling his house, etc....

Mob shit bitch!!!
 
Feb 1, 2006
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THESEUS said:
that fool is just a square with money nuff said
Yeah ok, a square that grew up poor as hell on the streets of gary, indiana. I'm sure he's a big wienie and learned all that tough talk from listenin to rap music....
 
Feb 1, 2006
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It looks like he's actually from Marion in Northern Indiana. I don't know anything about that city but I've read interviews with Zach and he's talked about growing up -- and its pretty clear it was nothing nice, and I'm pretty sure he's not just some cupcake with loot....
 
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Northern707 said:
YEAH RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS THEN, OR TELFAIR GETTING CAUGHT LAST YEAR. NOTHING HAD HAPPENED SINCE THEN SO THEY WERE BEGINNING TO CLEAN UP THEIR IMAGE, NOW THIS HAPPENED
actully how many of those "jail" blazers have actully gone to jail sense what Isah Rider??? get a clue