YOUR LAST MEAL BEFORE EXECUTION

[Mr. Illmannered]

What would you have? Im sure I wouldnt be in the right mindstate but Id like to think I could pull one last bit of humor with my killers.

I would order

64 ounce of Crazy Horse

an apple filled with bees ( since I couldnt very well LEAVE my cell to visit Applebees and "eat good in my old neighborhood"

an ounce sized bag of toenails FOR NO REASON

one pound ( no more, no less ) of DJ MARK 7's back and upper calf meat.

celery

for dessert, a fortune cookie. No matter what the fortune read, I would turn to the warden and yell "The fortune says Im free! The Chinese are NEVER wrong!! VIA CON DIOS, EL FAGGOT!!"

sorry, im shitfaced.

 

[The Duke of Earl]

a table of food consisting of food from my favorite fast food place my second favorite fast food place , food from my favorite resteruant , food from my second favorite resteruant , a keg of beer i can drink so hopefuly i can drink myself to sleep or black out

 

[Fridge]

A fifth of Everclear.

An Australian Rock Lobster.

A 16 oz Beefalo Steak.

A whole Banana Creme Pie.

A twice baked potato.

32 oz of Steamed Brocolli w/ Cheese Sauce.

3 itallian sausages on a link.

A 64 oz. Strawberry Milkshake.

A bottle of exlax to wash it down with.

 

[Mr. Illmannered]

That would be nice of them to allow liquor. Since people on death row usually DESERVE to go out happy lol

 

[Jake]

chicken fried streak with corn and mashed potatoes,with biscuits and country gravy on the side and i tass glass of milk...and some homemade cheesecake for dessert

my grandma used to make that shit for me when i used to go back to texas,still my favorite meal to this day

 

[Senchent]

SUPER BURRITO
DE CARNE ASADA

 

[Nuttkase]

A whole slab of ribs

some butter milk biscuits

A twiced baked potato

corn on the cob

chorizo and potato burrito's

and a box of Butterfingers...

Nuttkace

 

[mR.SiPpYGeTiPpY]

LMAO

someone gotta include pussy up in there... I know that would be the desert in my last meal.

yo and dont forget the laxative... so they have to clean your shit after you've been electrecuted.

 

[Sydal]

Hey, you have your last rights don't you? Some sex for desert it is. I'd have some gnocchi, angel hair w/ shrimp and marinara, a 6 pack of Peroni, chocolate lasagne, tiramisu, cappuccino w/ Almond Biscotti, a 20 Oz. Passion Fruit Italian Soda with Whipped Cream, and my rosary to say prayers with after dinner.

I wouldn't put myself in that situation to begin with though.

 

[Fridge]

Hey, you have your last rights don't you? Some sex for desert it is. I'd have some gnocchi, angel hair w/ shrimp and marinara, a 6 pack of Peroni, chocolate lasagne, tiramisu, cappuccino w/ Almond Biscotti, a 20 Oz. Passion Fruit Italian Soda with Whipped Cream, and my rosary to say prayers with after dinner.

Man, if I wasn't happy with my life, I'd probably trade it for all that... that food sounds bomb as hell and some boots to knock after my stomach was full... yeah, that'd be a hell of a last meal.

Oh, and as far as the laxitives go, you know I had exlax in my meal... I guarantee a projectile shit all over that mother fucking room.

 

[DJ Mark 7]

k my turn!!!

5 Norcos
a BIG Vodka & Redbull
a double double animal-style from In-N-Out
some animal-style fries from In-N-Out
a bowl of cocada pudding from those Swansons enchilada TV dinners

and for the chick I'll take some of Gabe's sloppy seconds =D

 

[Sydal]

Man, if I wasn't happy with my life, I'd probably trade it for all that... that food sounds bomb as hell and some boots to knock after my stomach was full... yeah, that'd be a hell of a last meal.

That could possibly be the best meal period actually...that's my favorite shit.

 

[mustynutz]

ok, I'll takew

a 5th of Absinthe
a big bag of black liqorice (laxative)
5 Tacos from Jack in the box (...laxative too )
a gram of coke
80mg Oxycontin
shit some Curly Fries from jac in the box
a virgin,fine 18 year old latina with 36c's and a great ass...wait im gonna die?....make her 16
2 tacos from the taco truck with everything
slice of pizza from Toto's
1 hour of playng original Street Fighter 2 arcade game (just one last invisible throw..lol)
1 bourbon, 1 scotch and 1 beer....

 

[KALYN]

a virgin,fine 18 year old latina with 36c's and a great ass...wait im gonna die?....make her 16

LOL!

 

[-TiM C-]

5 norcos
2 exstacys
quarter zip
a natty ice to wash it down
mcdonalds french fries with burger king bb

 

[SiccMadeLoc]

a nice HOT N SPICY BEAN BURRITO! So I can fart n shit on all of em b'for I go

 

[Damize-Clicc]

LOL @ siccmade.......and musty(thats shits tru tho)



im simple typa nigga tho, i dont needa go over board on shit..


just need a few 40's, a large pizza and some bomb ass pussy....then chill wit the loved ones an think bout the good ol' dayz....

 

[Damize-Clicc]

did i mention id put KALYN on my list?



whats up girl, you like it in da booty? :classic:

 

[BayRider04]

^^ comedy...I'll have three HQs stunnas(The best e Pill) rail 1.5 pop 1.5. wash it down with some henn, some spaghetti carbonara, garlic bread, garlic curly fries...yea

 

[BayRider04]

oh yea pop a viagra when i popped those thizz and once peeking I would fuck Stacey Dash