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2-0-Sixx

Sicc OG
#1
May 13, 2002
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www.socialistworld.net
#1
Aight people. Lets hear your best or funniest insult.

If I want any lip from you i'll unzip my pants.

your moms so dumb she put a peephole in a glass door.

your so ugly that when you were born the doctor slapped your mom.

Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo momma's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo momma's like a gas station... you gotta pay before you pump.

I typed "Filthy Whore" into a search engine and your name came up

Her beaver is so hairy, you'd need a machete to find it

She puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh

Her pussy smells. When I go fishing, I rub my hooks on it to get stink bait

I've seen you somewhere before. That's why I don't go there any more

Hey, I got a Joke that will knock the tits off you. Oh, I see someone already told you!

She's so fat, she gets stuck in her dreams

She's so fat, she keeps her extra change in one of her folds

She's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around he.

She's so ugly, every time she tries to take a bath the water jumps out.
 
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D-Boy

Sicc OG
#10
May 18, 2002
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#10
after someone tells me something stupid,
"that's great. what do u want, a fuckin prize?"

you pack more fudge than a keebler elf

i don't have too many yo mama jokes.
 
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AdolfOliverBush

Sicc OG
#15
Apr 25, 2002
4,692
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Houston
#15
Remember that "Talk to the hand" bullshit. I always did this:

I would put my middle finger in their face and say, "Talk to the finger, because you ain't worth five" and when I said that last part I would put my whole hand in their face.

That seemed to shut people up a lot, plus it was more clever than "Talk to the hand" or "Poof, be gone".
 
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LocoSide

Sicc OG
#16
Oct 10, 2002
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#16
your momma got no eyes talkin bout "I see what u sayin"

your mommas got no legs talkin bout "lets kick it"

your mommas in a wheel chair talkin bout "no ones gonna push me around!"
 
Blight

Blight

Sicc OG
#19
May 12, 2002
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GoProGraphics.com
#19
ONCE IN STUDY HALL... i tried to get over this chair but my pants caught it and the chair fell over. And this upperclassman at the next table sitting with all these pretty girls said:

"MAYBE if you didnt SAG your pants so much you wouldnt knock that over!" And then him and the girls start laughing.

So i walk up to him (a kid who was sort of poular, but had a sort of body deformity) and say:

"MAYBE if you didnt SAG your neck so much, you look like a normal human being!" And then he got all upset and the girls were just shocked, lol, while i was lughing in his face.
 
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