found this on myspace...
Body: You from the Bay If...
1. You have family members who fight over a Raider vs. 49ers game. BATTLE OF THE BAY
2. You go dumb, get hyphy, or go stupid to anything... slow jams, rap, rock & roll, u name it.
3. You know Pittsburgh & Sacramento arent the bay, neither is Antioch, Concord or Tracy!!! They're some out skirttin mothafuckas
4.You know that we got good ass Mexican food & Chinese food.
5.You can sleep soundly through gunfire and ambulance sirens.
6. Youve been 2 Great America and/or Marine World hundreds of times.
7.You go to Frisco or Berkeley just for a slice of Blondies or Fat Slice pizza.
8.You dont think E-40, or Keak da Sneak sounds funny.
9. At least four uncles or one auntie is in jail.
10.You say hella and cuss too much, but still go to church.
11.You know where a house party is every weekend
12. You know what fog is
13.You go to the mall just to get some work, and I ain't talkin' about no job.
14.You now what B.A.R.T and AC Transit is. And what it stands for
15.You dont pay to get on the BART. You hop the ticket machine
16. Niggas 4rm the block gettin' ice-cream trucks, sellin' everything but ice cream off the truck, yadadimsayin.
17. Youve seen sideshows get started at the gas station.
18.You know what a sideshow is, and have been to at least one.
19. You know Oakland is "Da Town".
20. You know Richmond is "Da Rich".
21. You know San Francisco as "Da City", "Frisco" or "Da Sco"
22. You stand on the corner like stop signs.
23.Youve been to the Mission Rock or Sweet Jimmys or City Nights.
24. Your bars, churches, and schools are right next to each other.
25.You know what a "breezy " is.
26.You know what "rippers " and "boppers" are.
27. You know what a scrapper is
28. You owned a Metro PCS.
29. Youve been to Summer Jam
30. Every street is its own hood
31. You've seen somebody get they ass whopped at a sideshow
32. You own or have viewed GO DUMB USA
33. You know what real weed is and YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE FROM LITE AND GRAPES
34. YOU WERE AT THE FESTIVAL AT THE LAKE AND JUNETEENTH WHEN THEY WERE BOTH HELD AT LAKE MERRIT!!! NOW THAT'S BOSS SHIT
35. One Word... Nation's!
36. If u know about Eastmont, Hilltop, Southland, Bayfair, and Durant Square. The Ghetto malls where you can get hooked up at
37. CHEERLEADERS IN HIGH SCHOOL TOOK IT A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL BY GETTIN LOW AND WILDIN' OUT @ FOOTBALL GAMES ESPECIALLY IF YOU FROM THE INNER BAY
38. YOU CALL EVERYTHING ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE BAY FRISCO EVEN THOUGH THEY GOT THEIR CITIES WITHIN (DALY CITY, SAN BRUNO, SAN MATEO, HALF MOON BAY)
39. YOU WONDER WHY SACRAMENTO IS NOW STARTING TO CARBON COPY THE BAY ESPECIALLY EVER SINCE MAC DRE (RIP) PASSED AWAY
40. EVERYTIME YOU GO DOWN THE STRIP IN THE TOWN (E.14TH/INTERNATIONAL) YOU ALWAYS SEE NIGGAZ OUT KICKIN IT ON THE BLOCK, EVEN ON A RAINY DAYS
41. YOU THINK SO CAL IS BOOTSIE AS FUCK.. YOU ONLY GO THERE IF YOU GOT FAMILY
42. YOU REMEMBER SIDE SHOWS BEING THE BIGGEST FUNCTION BACK THEN @ PAK N SAVE ON HEGENBERGER AND EASTMONT MALL IN THE PARKING GARAGE.... UNTIL THEY STARTED THIS FUCKIN RULE IF "YOU GET CAUGHT DOING ANY SIDESHOW RELATED ACTIVITIES, YOUR CAR WILL GET IMPOUNDED" WHICH WHY THEY GOTTA COMMERCIAL ON THE RADIO AND IT COMES LATE AT NIGHT
43. YOU WONDER "WHY ERRRBODY TRYIN TO SAY THEY FROM THE BAY" WHEN THEY'RE REALLY NOT
44. 510, 415, 707, 408, 650 IS BAY PRESSURE
45. ONLY 106KMEL PUTS ITS DOWN FOR THE BAY, WILD 94.9 IS JUST PLAIN BOOTSY, YOU JUST TUNE IN WHEN THERES COMMERCIALS
46. WE HAVE A PLACES CALLED THE MARINA AROUND THE BAY IN MAJORITY OF THE CITYS
47. YOU WENT FROM CLEAN CUT TO TWISTIES TO BRAIDS TO DREADS AND NOW BACK TO HAVIN IT TAPPERED
48. EMBARCADERO IN FRISCO IS THE BEST SPOT TO BE ON NEW YEARS EVE... EVERYBODY AND THEY MAMAS ALL AROUND THE BAY COME OUT THAT NIGHT
49. THE ONLY TIME YOU DONT FEEL THE LOVE IS WHEN WE HAVE "BATTLE OF THE BAY" SEEING THE TOWN AND THE CITY AGAINST EACHOTHER IS THE WORSE BUT YET YOU GOTTA REPRESENT!
50. ONLY YOU CAN GET WAY WITH WEARING PJs, WHITE TEE, A PEA COAT AND SOME Js AT A FUNCTION ESPECIALLY IN THE TOWN
51. YOU CAN ALWAYS GET AWAY WITH WEARING TO WHATS REFERRED UP TOP TO SCHOOL AS WELL
52. TACO TRUCKS ARE ALWAYS THE BEST PLACE TO GET SOME MEXICAN FOOD ESPECIALLY IN THE TOWN, YOU SEE 1 ON EVERY CORNER
53. YOU HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE 50-100 MILES AWAY TRY TO THROW UP THAT TOWN BIZZ WHEN THEY CANT NAME A PLACE OR THEY AINT FROM THE BLOCK AND NOT EVEN FROM THE BAY
54. EVERYTIME THERES A NEW J's RELEASE, THERES ALWAYS POLICES SURROUNDING THE MALL
55. YOU KNOW BAYFAIR MALL IN SAN LEANDRO AS THE SHOE HEAVEN TO GET YOUR KICKS AND THERES ALWAYS A FIGHT WHEN THE NEW J's COME OUT
56. YOU ACCEPTED THE BAY WEATHER IN ANY WAY, AND WE GET JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING
57. GREAT AMERICA WAS THE PLACE TO BE EVERY SUMMER WHEN YOU WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL.. SO YOU WERE COOL IF YOU HAD A SEASON PASS
58. YOU RATHER TAKE SAN MATEO BRIDGE THAN THE BAY BRIDGE DUE TO THE HEAVY ASS TRAFFIC THEY ALWAYS BE HAVIN
59. WHEN YOU GO TO ANY BURGER JOINTS IN THE TOWN, YOU SEE ALL THE FLYERS AND PIN UPS OF ALL THE BAY AREA ARTISTS ALL OVER THE WALLS, SURROUNDING AS WALLPAPER
60. WE GOT SOMETHIN CALLED THE SCRAPER RUNNS
61. IF YOU HAD DREADS YOU KNEW YOU WAS FROM THE TOWN CAUSE THATS WHERE IT BEGUN IN CALI
62. WE DONT THROW UP GANG SIGNS, WE THROW UP TURFS!! WE DONT DO THAT RED OR BLUE SHIT DOWN HERE
63, purple is a flavor and smell, not a color
Body: You from the Bay If...
1. You have family members who fight over a Raider vs. 49ers game. BATTLE OF THE BAY
2. You go dumb, get hyphy, or go stupid to anything... slow jams, rap, rock & roll, u name it.
3. You know Pittsburgh & Sacramento arent the bay, neither is Antioch, Concord or Tracy!!! They're some out skirttin mothafuckas
4.You know that we got good ass Mexican food & Chinese food.
5.You can sleep soundly through gunfire and ambulance sirens.
6. Youve been 2 Great America and/or Marine World hundreds of times.
7.You go to Frisco or Berkeley just for a slice of Blondies or Fat Slice pizza.
8.You dont think E-40, or Keak da Sneak sounds funny.
9. At least four uncles or one auntie is in jail.
10.You say hella and cuss too much, but still go to church.
11.You know where a house party is every weekend
12. You know what fog is
13.You go to the mall just to get some work, and I ain't talkin' about no job.
14.You now what B.A.R.T and AC Transit is. And what it stands for
15.You dont pay to get on the BART. You hop the ticket machine
16. Niggas 4rm the block gettin' ice-cream trucks, sellin' everything but ice cream off the truck, yadadimsayin.
17. Youve seen sideshows get started at the gas station.
18.You know what a sideshow is, and have been to at least one.
19. You know Oakland is "Da Town".
20. You know Richmond is "Da Rich".
21. You know San Francisco as "Da City", "Frisco" or "Da Sco"
22. You stand on the corner like stop signs.
23.Youve been to the Mission Rock or Sweet Jimmys or City Nights.
24. Your bars, churches, and schools are right next to each other.
25.You know what a "breezy " is.
26.You know what "rippers " and "boppers" are.
27. You know what a scrapper is
28. You owned a Metro PCS.
29. Youve been to Summer Jam
30. Every street is its own hood
31. You've seen somebody get they ass whopped at a sideshow
32. You own or have viewed GO DUMB USA
33. You know what real weed is and YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE FROM LITE AND GRAPES
34. YOU WERE AT THE FESTIVAL AT THE LAKE AND JUNETEENTH WHEN THEY WERE BOTH HELD AT LAKE MERRIT!!! NOW THAT'S BOSS SHIT
35. One Word... Nation's!
36. If u know about Eastmont, Hilltop, Southland, Bayfair, and Durant Square. The Ghetto malls where you can get hooked up at
37. CHEERLEADERS IN HIGH SCHOOL TOOK IT A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL BY GETTIN LOW AND WILDIN' OUT @ FOOTBALL GAMES ESPECIALLY IF YOU FROM THE INNER BAY
38. YOU CALL EVERYTHING ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE BAY FRISCO EVEN THOUGH THEY GOT THEIR CITIES WITHIN (DALY CITY, SAN BRUNO, SAN MATEO, HALF MOON BAY)
39. YOU WONDER WHY SACRAMENTO IS NOW STARTING TO CARBON COPY THE BAY ESPECIALLY EVER SINCE MAC DRE (RIP) PASSED AWAY
40. EVERYTIME YOU GO DOWN THE STRIP IN THE TOWN (E.14TH/INTERNATIONAL) YOU ALWAYS SEE NIGGAZ OUT KICKIN IT ON THE BLOCK, EVEN ON A RAINY DAYS
41. YOU THINK SO CAL IS BOOTSIE AS FUCK.. YOU ONLY GO THERE IF YOU GOT FAMILY
42. YOU REMEMBER SIDE SHOWS BEING THE BIGGEST FUNCTION BACK THEN @ PAK N SAVE ON HEGENBERGER AND EASTMONT MALL IN THE PARKING GARAGE.... UNTIL THEY STARTED THIS FUCKIN RULE IF "YOU GET CAUGHT DOING ANY SIDESHOW RELATED ACTIVITIES, YOUR CAR WILL GET IMPOUNDED" WHICH WHY THEY GOTTA COMMERCIAL ON THE RADIO AND IT COMES LATE AT NIGHT
43. YOU WONDER "WHY ERRRBODY TRYIN TO SAY THEY FROM THE BAY" WHEN THEY'RE REALLY NOT
44. 510, 415, 707, 408, 650 IS BAY PRESSURE
45. ONLY 106KMEL PUTS ITS DOWN FOR THE BAY, WILD 94.9 IS JUST PLAIN BOOTSY, YOU JUST TUNE IN WHEN THERES COMMERCIALS
46. WE HAVE A PLACES CALLED THE MARINA AROUND THE BAY IN MAJORITY OF THE CITYS
47. YOU WENT FROM CLEAN CUT TO TWISTIES TO BRAIDS TO DREADS AND NOW BACK TO HAVIN IT TAPPERED
48. EMBARCADERO IN FRISCO IS THE BEST SPOT TO BE ON NEW YEARS EVE... EVERYBODY AND THEY MAMAS ALL AROUND THE BAY COME OUT THAT NIGHT
49. THE ONLY TIME YOU DONT FEEL THE LOVE IS WHEN WE HAVE "BATTLE OF THE BAY" SEEING THE TOWN AND THE CITY AGAINST EACHOTHER IS THE WORSE BUT YET YOU GOTTA REPRESENT!
50. ONLY YOU CAN GET WAY WITH WEARING PJs, WHITE TEE, A PEA COAT AND SOME Js AT A FUNCTION ESPECIALLY IN THE TOWN
51. YOU CAN ALWAYS GET AWAY WITH WEARING TO WHATS REFERRED UP TOP TO SCHOOL AS WELL
52. TACO TRUCKS ARE ALWAYS THE BEST PLACE TO GET SOME MEXICAN FOOD ESPECIALLY IN THE TOWN, YOU SEE 1 ON EVERY CORNER
53. YOU HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE 50-100 MILES AWAY TRY TO THROW UP THAT TOWN BIZZ WHEN THEY CANT NAME A PLACE OR THEY AINT FROM THE BLOCK AND NOT EVEN FROM THE BAY
54. EVERYTIME THERES A NEW J's RELEASE, THERES ALWAYS POLICES SURROUNDING THE MALL
55. YOU KNOW BAYFAIR MALL IN SAN LEANDRO AS THE SHOE HEAVEN TO GET YOUR KICKS AND THERES ALWAYS A FIGHT WHEN THE NEW J's COME OUT
56. YOU ACCEPTED THE BAY WEATHER IN ANY WAY, AND WE GET JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING
57. GREAT AMERICA WAS THE PLACE TO BE EVERY SUMMER WHEN YOU WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL.. SO YOU WERE COOL IF YOU HAD A SEASON PASS
58. YOU RATHER TAKE SAN MATEO BRIDGE THAN THE BAY BRIDGE DUE TO THE HEAVY ASS TRAFFIC THEY ALWAYS BE HAVIN
59. WHEN YOU GO TO ANY BURGER JOINTS IN THE TOWN, YOU SEE ALL THE FLYERS AND PIN UPS OF ALL THE BAY AREA ARTISTS ALL OVER THE WALLS, SURROUNDING AS WALLPAPER
60. WE GOT SOMETHIN CALLED THE SCRAPER RUNNS
61. IF YOU HAD DREADS YOU KNEW YOU WAS FROM THE TOWN CAUSE THATS WHERE IT BEGUN IN CALI
62. WE DONT THROW UP GANG SIGNS, WE THROW UP TURFS!! WE DONT DO THAT RED OR BLUE SHIT DOWN HERE
63, purple is a flavor and smell, not a color
