You know what really fuckin pisses me off???

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Nebulizah

Nebulizah

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When you just get done takin a nice, big, long, massive, satisfying shit... you know, the kind of shit that you just wanna sit and bask in the glory of for a while as you read the NY Times or Ballerz Weekly or whatever the fuck you read... soaking in the smell of your glorious feces...

Then you feel on top of the world as you leave the bathroom... but like 5 minutes later as you're sittin your lazy ass on the couch, you start to get that wet itchy asscrack feeling like you didnt wipe good enough... then you gotta get your lazy ass back up and into the bathroom for that "final wipe", and your all pissed off and the glory of the shit-taking is gone... dont even bother washin your hands again cuz you're so pissed....

yeah... shit really gets on my nerves.. just thought I'd share.
 
Bonekrusher408

Bonekrusher408

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LOL THAT SHIT IS PRETTY ANNOYING, BUT NOT AS ANNOYING AS WAKING UP AT 4 OR 5 AM NEEDING TO TAKE SHIT SO BAD IT FEELS LIKE YOUR GUTS ARE IN A BLENDER THEN JUST SITTING ON THE THRONE LIKE ITS A FALSE ALARM, SO YOU GO LAY BACK DOWN TO GO TO SLEEP THEN IT HITS YOU AGAIN THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF
 
DAT NIGGA TAZZ

DAT NIGGA TAZZ

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Bonekrusher408 said:
LOL THAT SHIT IS PRETTY ANNOYING, BUT NOT AS ANNOYING AS WAKING UP AT 4 OR 5 AM NEEDING TO TAKE SHIT SO BAD IT FEELS LIKE YOUR GUTS ARE IN A BLENDER THEN JUST SITTING ON THE THRONE LIKE ITS A FALSE ALARM, SO YOU GO LAY BACK DOWN TO GO TO SLEEP THEN IT HITS YOU AGAIN THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF
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haha wtf


eat some bran flakes mane
 
Nebulizah

Nebulizah

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Bonekrusher408 said:
LOL THAT SHIT IS PRETTY ANNOYING, BUT NOT AS ANNOYING AS WAKING UP AT 4 OR 5 AM NEEDING TO TAKE SHIT SO BAD IT FEELS LIKE YOUR GUTS ARE IN A BLENDER THEN JUST SITTING ON THE THRONE LIKE ITS A FALSE ALARM, SO YOU GO LAY BACK DOWN TO GO TO SLEEP THEN IT HITS YOU AGAIN THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF
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you mean the old man ghost shits? yeah bro, brush up on ya bran muffin intake, should help ya out
 
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rising_tied

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Bonekrusher408 said:
LOL THAT SHIT IS PRETTY ANNOYING, BUT NOT AS ANNOYING AS WAKING UP AT 4 OR 5 AM NEEDING TO TAKE SHIT SO BAD IT FEELS LIKE YOUR GUTS ARE IN A BLENDER THEN JUST SITTING ON THE THRONE LIKE ITS A FALSE ALARM, SO YOU GO LAY BACK DOWN TO GO TO SLEEP THEN IT HITS YOU AGAIN THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF
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LMAO i feel all yall all that shit be gettin to me... and one time i did the thing where i kept gettin up and it was makin me hella mad so i just fell my ass asleep on the toilet... woke up and was like DAMN MAN I STILL AINT SHIT
 
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