You ever shit out a turd that smelled metallic?

[MeloTrauma]

I just took a shit and Ill be damned if it doesnt smell like metal. I mean, the bathroom smells like a jar full of pennies. Weird shit.

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

lmao

 

[SLOWPOKE]

crazy thing about my ass,...when ever i eat mac donaldz,....ma chit will have the same smell of the resteraunt you kn ow that smell?,....too bad i dont smell chor broil ass when i eat it bk,...

 

[mustynutz]

too much iron in ya diet...?

lol

 

[SLOWPOKE]

ooooooooooooooh wow,....musty are you saying that he sticks metal in his hass?

 

[Dana Dane]

Never shit metal, but I slipped out a silent fart in the car this morning that made Adrian gag in mid-sentence. Then he got mad at me for laughin.

 

[mustynutz]

my shit has gold flakes.......or is that corn?

 

[mR.SiPpYGeTiPpY]

too much iron in ya diet...?

lol

Do you wake up in the morning and feel for a drink?A Guinness maybe?