never
You are not from Kansas City, MO if...
you've never been to Worlds of Fun or Oceans of Fun
you've never eaten barbecue at Gates or Arthur Bryant's
you've never been to Bazooka's, Zigfield's (Totally Nude Temptations), Diamond Joe's or Satin Dolls
you've never been to or purchased music from 7th Heaven, Streetside, Keepin It Real, or Wax Factory
you've never bought your porn from Priscilla's