Yo Momma

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

Yo momma's so fat, she got a membership to 24 Hour Fatness

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

booooooooo!

yo moms look like j boeg

hey man, u just crossed the line, buddy. come on now, how could u say something like that?





...lol

 

[CCCUser925]

yo momma is a fat ass white boy...in other words..J-Boeg lol

 

[Jimmy Snuka]

You just dissed over half the siccness, haha.

 

[LISICKI]

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[AdolfOliverBush]

Yo mama is so fat, I walked around her and got lost.

 

[Defy]

yo momma's so fat, when she walks all water in cups shake like jurrassic park

 

[horror]

your mommas so fat she died of obesity...

 

[Defy]

Yo momma's so fat, she tucks food under her fat rolls....the bitch lifted up her tittie and pulled out some carne asada

 

[SkuNk415]

yo mommas so fat she got more rolls then the bakery.

 

[Jake]

yo momma has wooden tits and she breastfeeds beavers

 

[COPIUM]

yo momma so dumb she thinks a higher education is gettin alphabet soup from the top shelf

 

[Codeine]

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That picture had me rolling.....................



Your mom sucks so much dick, she can sell her spit to a sperm bank.

Your mom is like an elevator, if you push the right button she'll go down on you.

Just because your mom sucks dick in a phone booth, it doesnt make her a call girl.

Your mom has been humped so much, her pussy went platinum.

Your mom is like a shotgun, one cock and she is ready to blow.

Your mom sucks dick so good, I had to pull the sheets out of my ass.

Your mother has so many crabs she walks sideways.

 

[Kon Capola]

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u get 1000 dollars in cash maaannneeyy

 

[VSTXDJ]

yo momma so fat, her bowl of cereal coems wiht a life gaurd

yo mommas like a bowling ball, everyone fingers her and throws her in the gutter

 

[COPIUM]

yo pops wear zip up wife beaters with collars

haahhahaahahah

 

[AdolfOliverBush]

Yo mama is so fat when she went to school she sat next to everybody.

 

[DJ LOON]

your moms so fat i told the bitch lets take a ride in my slab she said as long as you bring the bread and bar-b-que sauce....

 

[sloth11]

yo mama is so ugly, medusa turns to stone looking at her

 

[decisive]

yo pops so fat he has breast cancer.