WTF? Shape Shifting Lizards Rule The World?

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Alien lizards rule world . . . and other conspiracy theories

Queen Elizabeth and former president George Bush are actually shape-shifting alien reptiles who rule the world. Parts of the world not ruled by reptile aliens are run by a secret organization known as—please pick one—the Illuminati, Rosicrucians, Freemasons, the Trilateral Commission, the New World Order or Yale's Skull and Bones society. Conspiracy theorists also argue that the 9/11 terrorist attacks were orchestrated by the United States government, the Apollo 11 moon landing was actually filmed in a sound stage on earth, and even more aliens creatures are alive and well in Roswell. And the list goes on . . .

President Bush, Royal Family actually alien lizards

Christine Fitzgerald claims Princess Di confided in her that the Royal Family were "reptilian aliens, and that they could shape shift." Another source alleges that former president George Bush is also one of them. David Icke, a former BBC reporter, is sold thousands of books claiming, "that humanity is actually under the control of dinosauroid-like alien reptiles who must consume human blood to maintain their human appearance."


 

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some bitch on tv last night was talking about being abducted by lizard people...lol...it was really fuckin funny for some reason....
 
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some bitch on tv last night was talking about being abducted by lizard people...lol...it was really fuckin funny for some reason....
lol on whipout? that shit had me trippin becuz for the past 2 months my weed head homie has been trying to convince me to believe in alien lizards that rule the world and then that bitch said that i was like what!?


DAVID ICKE: The Lizards and the Jews
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2912878405399014351