wtf do i do about getting rid of rattlesnakes?

[Gas One]

im gonna google but...can anyone help?

them mutha fuckas are able to kill my dogs...and its like 98 degrees outside....

im calling animal control but...any ideas that wont get me in the ER?

hit me with one

my bb guns broke, or id use that

shits posted between two pots coiled up..

 

[keelopz]

Give em to me, i'll happily accept em. they can get rid of my rats

I have a huge mice problem. thousands of em

 

[Ghost Dance]

Hit that foo with an ax or a bat....any thing that gives u a little distance and a hard hit will work.

 

[FDS]

Do it man vs bear style! eat that fucker, use its skin ass a piss pouch, and drink that shit later when u get thirsty! Thats what a real man would do!

 

[AC Transit]

Get a mongoose

 

[Doxx]

Why do you have two pots in your yard?

 

[Gas One]

Hit that foo with an ax or a bat....any thing that gives u a little distance and a hard hit will work.

yeah, i just know them bitches have great striking ability when coiled and are heat seeking when they strike....i aint tryna get jumped at and shit...

shit isnt moving, its posted.... im thinking my options at the moment are A) move the pots and watch where he goes or B) leave it b and see if animal control will come out

 

[live4rm52o]

ok i live in arizona, and i encounter ratlle snakes every summer/spring...

it depends if you want to kill them or just get rid of them... you could buy one of those long sticks with the claw at the end and pick them up and throw them into a empty trash can...

call animal control or the fire department, but thats kind of puss...

one thing that ive noticed that paralyzes these bitchs for awhile where you can sneak up on them and get a good kill is to pull out your hose on full blast and spray these bitchs, they hate the water and seem to barely move when you give em' a quick dose of that h2o

buy your a very long flat head shovel, remember the easiest way to kill these bitchs is to cut their head off, but remember the head and the body can still move so dont be dumb around the decapitated head...

or best bet is to just let them pass, unless they are trying to stay around your crib then you got a problem.... a couple of these tips should help... but remember they can strike fast, ive never been bite by one but ive killed a couple

 

[Gas One]

fuck this gay ass rattlesnake. i cant do shit until this is taken care of

shovel. hell yeah.good idea

that might just work, fuck this snakes life that i do not care about

 

[Ghost Dance]

yeah, i just know them bitches have great striking ability when coiled and are heat seeking when they strike....i aint tryna get jumped at and shit...

shit isnt moving, its posted.... im thinking my options at the moment are A) move the pots and watch where he goes or B) leave it b and see if animal control will come out

If I were u I wouldnt move them pots, you might get struck doin that shit.

Your better off just callin Animal control or just sav it out and kill that foo ur self....I dont know maybe you could creep up on him and smash um before he has a chance to bite.

 

[Shaniac]

id call some one, or take off its head which ever you pefer

 

[CHAPO GUZMAN]

if you kill it.. bury it.. because last thing you want is other animals eating the venom and shit.. especially your dogs licking or sniffing around there.

id just throw some gasoline on that bitch and throw a match.. watch it burn alive. Hate snakes.

 

[Gas One]

yeah @ ghostdance...i mean....it saw me and did the whole rattle deal so i kept my distance.. my dog was like 10 feet awy looking at it like 'what the fuck is that' so i ran past it picked my dog up and brought it in here...

called animal control but looks like thats not gonna be effective, as i just left a message and shit...

only thing about burning it or gasoline is i live right next to a dry canyon..which is sorta why the rattlesnake is out to begin with

imma see if animal control is reachable online since they phone shit is bootsy...i mean i have to keep an eye on it cuz my dogs stay back there, eventually theyll have to go piss...

its a hot ass day i feel sorry for them they gotta stay in here ..shit i feel sorry for myself

 

[Meta4iCAL]

Why dont u get a big ass rock or something and throw it on that shit

 

[Doxx]

im calling animal control

Stop snitchin'.

Edit: Are there any crackheads in the neighborhood? Bribe one of them with a nice chunk if they engage in mortal combat with this dastardly serpent.

 

[FDS]

Get u a match, and a hairspray bottle, point and shoot dog! Your best strategy is to fuck it up as much as possible from a far, then as u get closer u fuck it up using more methods, and by the time ur face 2 face with the fucker hes begging for his pathetic snake life!

 

[5-Dime NwK]

Go to war with that mother fucker, youtube it. Fuck a snake.

 

[Shaniac]

im sure you have a shovel, give it a karate chop.

 

[5-Dime NwK]

Don't light that shit on fire, we don't need a repeat of the couple years ago.

 

[CHAPO GUZMAN]

yeah i guess since yall already have enough socal fires.. any thing fire related probably aint a good idea.

hit up home depot and get one of them long ass sticks with the blades at the end they use to cut snags off trees.. use that shit to chop its dome without putting yourself in any real danger.