My parents Collie was intelligent. It just started one day when I was bashing the bishop and the parents were out. I’ll call the bitch "Foo Foo". Anyway there I was, pants on the floor and Foo Foo walks in as I am on the vinegar strokes...at that stage I don't care if my parents walk in, I am finishing!! I am sitting on the sofa and Foo Foo walks up, cautiously staring at what I am doing, walks up and sniffs my balls...licks her lips/mouth and her ears go up excited and just stares at me. I swear to god it was like she was saying I want to play too.
So, I don't know why, my orgasm now seems delayed and I tilt my old man towards Foo Foo with a kind of "Sniff that bitch" attitude. She started to lick everything, I am telling you there is nothing like a dogs tongue on your member. It is warm, it is wet and it covers about fifty percent of it in one go. It is muscular...its like a shape shifting fanny. I cum pretty quick and was amazed that Foo Foo watched as a jet, and I mean a jet, of hot cum shot across the sofa....and Foo Foo licked it up. I was sitting there spent and she was back licking my manhood again!!
I was disgusted when reality hit me but I did not stop. Every time the parents went out, off I would go again. I started putting condoms on to prevent any germ spread and it was lucky I did, because one day she gnashed the tip a bit and drew a little blood. I told her off but as time went by I trusted her totally with my bits and went bareback regularly. A few times I had wished she was not a bitch, because I am sure at that time I would have let a male Foo Foo hump me. That could have been dangerous territory.
I confess on a few occasions I had wondered what it would have been like to hump Foo Foo. I did try with a condom once but I couldn't work out how to get it in...its not like a woman’s bits!! When the parents went away on holiday I used to walk around naked and sleep on the sofa with Foo Foo. Trouble is, when the parents came back, she used to try to follow me up to bed. Looking back I can't believe how much sex I had back then!!
It was funny, because every time I got up and walked around, she would follow, sniffing and licking...waiting for me "To be milked". Thing is she was always ready and programmed. The moment the parents went out of the house she would get up and make her way to me. If I ignored her she would sniff my crotch, until I told her no or dropped my pants. When she was on heat it was a bit disturbing, she used to leave blood and pee everywhere. Probably why I never had her in my bedroom. I don't know.
I remember I used to put food on my bits and she never bit it off...or the food!! lol That tongue so strong, yet so sensitive. Christ I must get a dog!!
She did seem to prefer licking the shaft and tip so I used to put food on my balls, to get her to lick them. I tell you, you have not cum until you have cum, after a dog has licked your balls for half an hour or so. It explodes; it can hit your face.
My favourite, was to lay on my back and wipe butter or margarine all over my balls, ass...especially my ring, I used to put butter up there and as it melted it came out and Foo Foo would lick it. You have to keep putting it on the balls cos a dogs tongue soon licks it off!! I would have my legs apart like a woman and watch as she licked away. I would be on autopilot putting more butter down there while closing my eyes and feeling the waves of pleasure. She would watch for when I came, then she would often go between my open legs lick my old chaps head and then walk on my body and lick up all the goodness, sometimes from my face, then she would just lay there on top of me…sometimes looking for more, sometimes dozing.
I believe that Foo Foo really liked the taste of jizem. Well, many years have gone by and Foo Foo is in doggy heaven now but I remember with fondness...and horniness..my days of being milked by a Collie!!
God I feel horny now!!
