Out of all the times I whacked off I cant believe this is the first time this has happened... yet it still caught me off guard. I had just got home from work and I was looking at some pretty decent interracial porn on the internet when I realized, hey, I should be jerking off to this.
So I unzipped my work pants and started pulling on my pud like a jackrabbit with a kungfu grip. After about 5 minutes of spitting on my cock and talking dirty out loud, I was working myself into a real frenzy, Im mean - ready to explode. So at the climax I closed my eyes.
During this period, my head must of tilted downward in full concentration trying to entice the baby batter from out my nutts. And just when the propulsion of that stored up splooge-loogi rocketed out my dick, I opened my eyes... BAM, my weiner sneezed right into my pupil.
I was so disgusted with myself, yet at the same time amazed. I cant even get it in a breezys eye when I try. It was kind of like shooting a hail mary basketball shot from the opposite side of the court... you have no real intentions of making it in, yet when it does, you are in awe.
... Im still in awe.
So I unzipped my work pants and started pulling on my pud like a jackrabbit with a kungfu grip. After about 5 minutes of spitting on my cock and talking dirty out loud, I was working myself into a real frenzy, Im mean - ready to explode. So at the climax I closed my eyes.
During this period, my head must of tilted downward in full concentration trying to entice the baby batter from out my nutts. And just when the propulsion of that stored up splooge-loogi rocketed out my dick, I opened my eyes... BAM, my weiner sneezed right into my pupil.
I was so disgusted with myself, yet at the same time amazed. I cant even get it in a breezys eye when I try. It was kind of like shooting a hail mary basketball shot from the opposite side of the court... you have no real intentions of making it in, yet when it does, you are in awe.
... Im still in awe.
